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Spoof of "Gold Digger"
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Have you seen the way she eats a Snickers?
A spoof of one of our favorite songs. Enjoy! (The song and video itself is office-friendly, but there are advertisements on the page that aren't - nudies, etc.) -- Edited by Damaris at 15:29, 2006-02-14
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The most frightening thing I have ever seen....
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I used to like this song too!!
Now I'm gonna have to slaughter a pig to get this image out of my head....
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Did my dad call everyone and tell them to take a hike?!
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Where the hell is everybody?! Noone has posted in days! I know I've been away but this is just too weird. Is everyone okay? Is there something I need to know? Have all of you come out to L.A. and I wasn't aware of the trip???!! Come on girls! Talk to me!!!
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The Onyx Card Shopping List!
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Ya know, I'm thinking that maybe someday... like you know, just maybe by chance... I will someday be working in a restaurant as a waitress and meet some really hot guy who falls madly in love with me the second he sees me and gives me an Onyx card after we're married.
So, if that happened, and we we...
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A serious question about life
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OK, I have a question to pose to all of you.
I know that most of the posters here have families and/or other obligations that make it difficult for them to simply up and leave, but have any of you ever considered it? Like, seriously thought about just selling everything you have and movin...
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So I'm going out tonight!
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Wish me luck! I'm going with a long time friend. And we're gonna meet up with her sister & her two friends. Her sis & her sis' one friend are lesbians, so that ought to be interesting! Yes that was sarcasm! LOL! And the other friend was only invited so her boyfriend can go see my friends other siste...
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recipes
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Scotcheroos
6 cups Rice Crispies
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup sugar
1 cup peanut butter
1 bag chocolate chips
Cook corn syrup and sugar until it boils.
Add peanut butter and mix.
Pour over Crispies.
Spread into 9x13 buttered pan. Cool...
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Bathtub Test
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Most of the people I know need to take this test.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a...
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Newport News
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O.k., I admit I like shiney sparkly things! I just got two of the cutest pair of shoes from this company. Granted they're sandles, but they were on sale! I'll get to wear them eventually right? Right! Not today though since we got snow & ice dumped on us sometime during the night which is why I'm not at...
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Nic on Letterman (Continued from CF Forum)
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The thread in it's entirety thus far. I've invite Darcy back here since we wouldn't stand a chance at posting what we'd like to say in response to all this sh!t without being "removed"! So, let's discuss!
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vacation idea
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Why don't we meet up when Nic is in a big film and should be at an awards show? Only bad thing is that you have to get the tickets a year in advance and we wouldn't know if Nic would have a movie out that he's nominated for or that he'd even attend. The Golden Globes are tonight, and Oscars in a bit,...
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Bad news
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Well, my sil lost the baby. It happened yesterday right before her shift at work ended. My brother is taking it really bad. I don't know what to say to him. He's a little upset with her because she's had miscarriges before(not his) and he thinks she should have stayed home from work atleast till she knew s...
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Guess what happened to me today.
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I had a little fender bender! I'm so pissed too! I was about 50 ft. from my work building when a young punk pulled out of a parking lot in front of me. My car had little damage(a black streak & busted hub cap) but his was a little more banged up. He was driving one of those little low riding pi...
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Bath and Body Works
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You gotta trot on down to your local Bath and Body Works store RIGHT. THIS. SECOND. They are having a huge sale. Glycerine soaps for only $1 apiece! I got Cherry Blossom, Cotton Blossom, Sweet Pea, Cucumber Melon and Mango Mandarin. Their "Pleasures" line ar...
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The Amazing Adventures of Bubba and Little-Bit
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So it appears that my brother's fianceč has became permanently attached to the household, even before the wedding has taken place.
My brother's rightful title of "Prince Chitlins, Center of the Universe and Superseder to Anything Even Remotely Important In the World At Thi...
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Skinny Cow!
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If any of you out there are watching your figure and find yourself battling a craving for ice cream, may I recommend Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches? They are AWESOME, only 140 calories and 2 grams of fat apiece. Right now I'm eating "Peanut Butter & Chocolate", and it's so tasty.&nb...
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"So... are you in the Air Force?"
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Don't ask me why this conversation occurred but....
Y'all know I went clubbing last night. Well, that was an experience in itself, since I haven't really done it in ages. Frankly, I was kind of clueless as to how to even dress, since I'm too big-breasted to wear the tiny skimpy tops the l...
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Those son of a bitches at Celebrities-Suck.com!!
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THEY BANNED ME!! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!
At first I thought my ID just got deleted because there was a message on the home page that said all members who had not posted since New Year's had been removed and had to sign on again. So I signed up using the same email address, but a different name...
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Fuckin hate and like Montreal
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I hate Montreal because of the ****in freaky French asses ....but lucky downtown Montreal Westside a lot does speaks English and a lotS are not French Canadian at least ! I hate Montreal too for the cold weather .... .........right now everyone are talking about stupid...
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Sinclaire and Sami
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I don't know if any of you have had the chance to talk with Sinclaire (phone calls or emails) lately, but her little girl Sami broke her leg yesterday  She has very fragile bones so this is not too surprising, but it still broke my heart to hear about it. That's probably why we hav...
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Travel Rates
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Well I did a little research for myself & found that it would cost $193 & up from Philly to L.A. round trip. But from Allentown to L.A. it would cost $343 & up! WTF!? I was hoping it would be cheaper because Allentown is closer to me than Philly is! 
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I hate going out...
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I am at the point in my life where I have simply given up on the whole concept of attempting to have a social life and meet people, because apparently there is something about me that doesn't allow me to make a connection with others in person... or there's something about me that disturbs people and make...
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Kimchi or lack of nookie???
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Korean wives say they don't need sex
By ANDY JACKSON Marmot’s Hole Guest Blogger The Marmot isn't the only one around the Hole would can dig up sex stories. It seems that the desire of many Korean women to maintain the appearance of being a 'good girl' continues even after they are married:
It f...
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Celebrity Lookalikes
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There is a guy that works at the Target by my house that looks exactly like Jordan Knight (those with a good memory of early 90's pop remember New Kids on the Block). It's really bizarre... this guy looks exactly like him, except maybe 15 lbs. heavier.
I was completely fasc...
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PUPPY BOOM!!
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OK, don't ask me why I think this is so damn funny, but I read this article and laughed out loud...
Animal attraction!
Now that the fences are gone, the leashes are broken and the owners are away... the dogs are breeding like horny Mormons after a Jello Festival. Anybody want a hurricane pupp...
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