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Damaris


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Ya know, I'm thinking that maybe someday... like you know, just maybe by chance... I will someday be working in a restaurant as a waitress and meet some really hot guy who falls madly in love with me the second he sees me and gives me an Onyx card after we're married. 


So, if that happened, and we went on vacation in Hawaii, I'd need a bikini, right?


DAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEE!! I want the sparkly one!!! DADDY!! You PROMISED!!


A $30 million bikini.  Damn.  Kinda makes that $2,000 swimsuit sound rather cheap and frugal, doesn't it?



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Damaris wrote:

Ya know, I'm thinking that maybe someday... like you know, just maybe by chance... I will someday be working in a restaurant as a waitress and meet some really hot guy who falls madly in love with me the second he sees me and gives me an Onyx card after we're married.  So, if that happened, and we went on vacation in Hawaii, I'd need a bikini, right? DAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEE!! I want the sparkly one!!! DADDY!! You PROMISED!! A $30 million bikini.  Damn.  Kinda makes that $2,000 swimsuit sound rather cheap and frugal, doesn't it?
         WOWWWW ...LOL DAMARIS I LOVE IT !  SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY !

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