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Jeff Polage, Unemployed Actor
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This is one of the funniest websites I have ever visited. This guy, Jeff... he imitates celebrities. There's several pictures on his site, but this one in particular cracks me up like no other:
He has a MySpace page. I just requested him to be my friend, because he has th...
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Things That Make Me Happy
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Ice cream sandwiches, warm summer nights, the smell of honeysuckle, mason jar margaritas, getting praise from my boss, satin sheets, matching bra and panty sets, sushi, strawberries, finding money in your wallet you didn't know you had, extra-fancy manicures and pedicures (especially when the...
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The Sims 2!
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Have any of you played this game? It's absolutely INCREDIBLE! You create people... complete with hairstyles, hair color, eye color, skin color, facial characteristics... you can even make them thin or fat, but not in between ("fat" is actually just plump). You choose their pe...
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An adult's worst nightmare!
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OMFG... OMFG... I think my parents are getting their spank on in the bedroom RIGHT. THIS. VERY. SECOND. Like, as I'm typing this... OMFG... I came home from shopping, and the bedroom door was closed... and then I heard noises. EW, EW, EWWWWWW!!!!!! I am soooooo glad I'm mov...
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How's your weather????
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Since it's kind of slow in here with Nic incognito, but with the weather doing some wild stuff to some of our harlots, I thought we should come here to let each other know if we're alright and keep each other posted.
Trace, I seen this morning that your area had hugh hail and very bad weather? Did you get a...
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Cheap Frills!!
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So I just got back from a consignment shop... found a black ribbed turtleneck which I needed BAD, and a pair of low-rider stretch jeans (boot cut). Spent $20 for the whole thing.... you just can't beat it.
I refuse to pay full price for ANYTHING. It's just part of who I am.
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Good News, Bad News
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The good news... I have a lunch date tomorrow.
The bad news... it's with a guy who's barely 22.
I had no idea he was that young until after he asked me out. He looks much older than 22... he doesn't make my doo-dah hum, but he's not repulsive either. He's been in the Army, married and divor...
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Someone hit my car today!!!
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Three stupid SOBs in a city utility vehicle backed out of their parking space and tagged my bumper as I was leaving the parking lot this morning. I was leaving the convenience store when it happened. DAMNIT! They called a cop over to take the report... I was standing there when he as...
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If it's good enough for Vincent Gallo, it should be good enough for Nic!!!
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If any of you are familiar with the actor Vincent Gallo, you know he is not only one of the skeeviest-looking men in Hollywood, but also one of the most arrogant. He has actually devoted an entire website to merchandise available for sale... mostly things that he once owned or used. ...
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Annoying Co-Workers
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So there's this guy in my office... big, loud, bi-polar guy... and he has a daughter named Becca. Do you know why I know he has a daughter named Becca? Because he talks about her incessantly... Becca loves bananas but can only eat a couple per visit, so the rest of them get really brown and th...
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Face Recognition - this is a lot of fun!
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You ought to be in pictures...
Upload a picture to this website, and the computer will scan through a database of thousands of celebrities and show you which ones you most closely resemble. It analyzes your facial features and compares them to those of celebrities. It even gives a fac...
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Nice places to go out .....in L.A.
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Some places you have to go at least once
All places are very different types though !  but worth it...
depending what you are looking for
Basque...is the new DeepClub on North Vine st. Los Angeles (Nightclub & Restaurant)
Skybar (I loved that place by the pool ) there is a Sushi bar too...
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TORNADO!
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HOLY CRAP! A MAJOR STORM IS IN OKLAHOMA... ONE TORNADO HAS ALREADY TOUCHED DOWN, AND THE CONDITIONS ARE RIGHT FOR EVEN MORE! THE STORM IS HEADING FOR MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE, AND IF SHE DOESN'T SHAG HER *SS IN THE FRAIDY HOLE SHE'S GONNA GET BLOWN AWAY LIKE KIMCHI'S LAST CUSTOMER!! TIE U...
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cats
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I'm slowly getting used to sharing my personal space with two chubby little furballs with legs - these damn cats are into EVERYTHING!!! They are completely spoiled and adored by my father, and every day I come home to find their toys strewn all over the living room and dining room... they...
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Implantable Chips
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Where are you, Perfect?
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I haven't seen you on the boards in awhile... what's going on?
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Flaky boards
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The boards have been acting flaky the past couple of days... have any of you had trouble posting?
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Harlot Encounters!!!
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So I'm getting ready to drive to the airport with Sinclaire... after spending the past 3 days with her in KC. We had a blast! Six empty Smirnoff Ice bottles and $150 on my credit card is just a smidgin of what I've got to show for this fabulous little visit!
Sinclaire is a BLAST!! Fri...
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KARAOKE
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DAMARIS...Please tell me what kind of songs you sing in karaoke contest ...????
Do you like those songs from....Frank Sinatra ....Dean Martin....Johnnie Matthis.....
crewners kind of songs ???
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TV DeJa Vu
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Ever have a moment that felt like you were in a TV show?
Last night I didn't feel like being in the house, but I was hungry, so I went to Bennigan's. If you've never been to one of these places, it has a very Cheers feel to it... you can sit at the bar and eat or whatever. There is one around the co...
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I HATE MY JOB!!
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Every day I am hoping and praying that the other company I applied to will call me for my interview... they're supposed to be calling any time now (they told me it would be after New Year's, but I'm not sure when exactly). The job I have right now is HORRIBLE. I am an inventory clerk at Home Dep...
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Oscars
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I didn't see Nic at the Oscars last night. Granted, he wasn't nominated, but Geisha was. I wonder if Geisha was nominated for Best Pic if he would have gone as producer?
Strange how they missed an event to get all gussied up for. But many stars only go to the after parties now...
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The Harlot Tour: Our Vacation in Summer 2007
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I wanted to start this thread to discuss our travel plans for our vacation. I know it's kind of a long ways off, but it doesn't hurt to start planning now. Your bank account will thank you for it.
I personally have discovered a nifty way to get a free round trip coach ticket to anywhere in th...
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Nic could send us his private jet ! HAHAHA
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NIC COULD BE NICE ANOUGH ....SINCE HE LOVES THAT MUCH HIS HARLOTS AND FANS ...AND SEND US HIS PRIVATE JET ....
DOES HE HAVE ONE ...OR HE RENT ONE WHEN HE NEEDS IT ? lol
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Well....
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Here's what's going on in my life for anyone that's interested. It's good & bad. Bad first, I left my job yesterday. There was alot of sh!t going on there in the past week that I thought only high schoolers went through. I know I did. Anyways, we have two bosses there & one has his girls &...
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