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Face Recognition - this is a lot of fun!


You ought to be in pictures...


Upload a picture to this website, and the computer will scan through a database of thousands of celebrities and show you which ones you most closely resemble.  It analyzes your facial features and compares them to those of celebrities.  It even gives a facial match percentage.  I think it's a bit flaky, though.  I scanned two pictures of myself, and the results were pretty much the same.  It brought up Bridgitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood and a few other overly-flattering comparisons that I don't think have any basis in reality at all.  Then I plugged in a picture of Nic... it said he looked like Davis Schwimmer of "Friends"!  LMAO.  The computer didn't think Nicolas Cage looked like Nicolas Cage.  The next picture of Nic I put in did bring him up as a resemblance, but it was dead last in a list of 10.  The first one it mentioned was some obscure actor I've never even heard of (black-and-white photo, no less... I saw no resemblance at all). 


But, see?  Now I can tell people I look just like Bridgitte Bardot... hey, a computer said so, and I'm going with it!  ROTFLMAO.



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I couldn't get it to work D.

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You probably need to register... that's what I had to do.  But don't worry, it's free.

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Damaris wrote:


You probably need to register... that's what I had to do.  But don't worry, it's free.

I did register, but when it went to generate my image or whatever it does, the page came up blank. Do I have to use photobucket maybe?

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I don't think so.  I used pictures from Photobucket and my personal "My Documents" folder.  I'll check into it and see what the deal is.

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Well I finally got this thing to work for me, & I came up a 62% match to Yoko Ono! Thanks D! LMAO!

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WTF?  You're not even Asian!!

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Damaris wrote:


WTF?  You're not even Asian!!

Yeah I know! And how about the second closet after Yoko was also an asian woman! WTF?

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O.k., so here are the full results from two out of the three pics I have posted here on the forum. The one pic of me with my glasses on wouldn't work. It tarted the scan right out! LOL!


picture 1


Stan Laurel 63%
Yoko Ono 62%
Gabriel Garcia Marquez 62%
Choi Ji-Woo 58%
Anastacia 58%
Nick Cave 58%
Keira Knightley 57%
Harrison Ford 57%
Freeman Dyson 56%
Chen Yi 54%



picture 2


Ken Follett 74%
H.P. Lovecraft 70%
Kristen Kreuk 63%
Brandon Lee 63%
Jennifer Love Hewitt 62%
Francis Crick 61%
Kareena Kapoor 60%
Alanis Morissette 60%
Anastacia 59%
Sarah Jessica Parker 59%


Now, should I be offended because I got male matches too!? LOL! BTW D, I also tried one of Nic & he matched himself by 78%! LMAO!



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You can set it to be all male, all female, or both.  I actually left mine on both, and I think I got only one man and he was ranked at the bottom on my 1st picture.  I'm intrigued that you were matched with so many Asian celebrities.  How interesting.  Let me do my pictures again and I'll tell you exactly what my matches were for each one.


 



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OK, I'm really quite puzzled by how this works.  The first results are as follows:


Brigitte Bardot 63%


Katie Holmes 58%


Celina Jaitley 57%


Natalie Wood 54%


Natalie Imbruglia 54%


Emma Watson 54%


Sinead O’ Connor 53%


Greta Garbo 52%


Rachael Leigh Cook 52%


Alfred Rosenberg 52%


 


The second picture gave me this:


 


Marilyn Monroe 63%


Lana Turner 61%


Meryl Streep 55%


Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) 54%


Gwen Stefani 49%

Jang Nara 47%

Spike Lee 46%


Diane Keaton 45%


Anatoly Karpov 45%


Dannii Minogue 45%


 


I underlined some of them because they are actually repeated in the findings of two other pictures I scanned but didn't completely record.  The third picture gave me the following results:


 

Meryl Streep 66%

Julia Roberts 57%


Zsa Zsa Gabor 54%


Emily Browning 54%

Queen Rania 53%

Melanie Griffith 52%


Catherine Denueve 49%


Brandy 48%


Lana Turner 47%


Michelle Rodriguez 46%


 


Again, the underlined ones were repeated in other picture results.  How weird.  I'm mostly Caucasian, yet the program identified me with a few black, Middle Eastern and Hispanic celebrities.  In one of the other findings, it listed Beyonce as #3.  I have no idea where it's gathering this information, because I look nothing like any of these people.


 


 



-- Edited by Damaris at 03:13, 2006-04-23

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1st picture of Nic I plugged in:



The results:


Nicolas Cage 78%


Matthew Perry 66%


John Kerry 62%


Chow Yun-Fat 61%


Richard Stallman 61%


David Attenborough 61%


Jason Priestley 61%


Tommy Lee Jones 61%


Harrison Ford 60%


Ezer Weizman 60%


 



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2nd picture I plugged in:



The results:


Nicolas Cage 75%


Mel Gibson 68%


Billy Boyd 68%


Kirk Douglas 66%


Chuck Palahniuk 63%


Harold Pinter 63%


Joe Montana 62%


Rock Hudson 62%


Hrithik Roshan 62%


John Irving 61%



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It appears to take one photo and tries to match it with another... for both results, it brought up different pictures of Nic that resembled the one I plugged in (angle, lighting, etc.).  This might explain why some of the celebrities I was matched with were actually photos of them wearing glasses (Meryl Streep, for example), when in fact they really don't look like me at all.

-- Edited by Damaris at 13:19, 2006-04-23

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Oh, Damaris, do mine please.

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I'm so glad you asked.  I've been wanting to do yours, but didn't want to seem presumptuous.  I kept your filter on both genders.  DANG!  You got matched to some HOTTIES!!  I'm jealous!


Elizabeth Hurley 75%


Nicollette Sheridan 74%


Keira Knightley 72%


Erica Durance  71%


Jamie Lee Curtis  71%


Courtney Cox  70%


Rachel McAdams  70%


Claudia Schiffer  68%


Hilary Duff  68%


Alec Baldwin  67%


 



-- Edited by Damaris at 13:35, 2006-04-23

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I'm still puzzled as to why I was matched to some black celebrities.  I do know that I'm 1/8th black, but I look 100% white.

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That program is whacked!!  I don't look like any of those people.  I was hoping for Tea.

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Let me try another picture of you and I'll post the results.  I scanned five different pictures of myself and the results varied for each one.  The only celebrities it could agree in for more than one pic was Meryl Streep, Gwen Stefani, Queen Rania and Brandy.

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ROTFLMAO!!  OMG, the funniest thing happened... remember the picture your husband took of us standing in front of your fireplace, with the family portrait hanging above?  Well, I cropped myself out of the picture so it would just scan you, and it picked up on Sami's face in the picture too!  It did an analysis of BOTH of you!  LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


YOU:


Meg Ryan 68%


Bebe Neuwirth 66%


Drew Barrymore 64%


Sheryl Crow 63%


Samantha Fox 62%


Kathleen Turner 61%


Holly Hunter 60%


Michelle Rodriguez 60%


Lena Olin 59%


Mira Nair 58%


SAMI:


Oliver Hardy 61%


Omar Sharif 60%


Emma Thompson 59%


Felix Klein 56%


Brian de Palma 54%


The rest were old politician dudes.  I don't consider these results valid because she's just a baby - her features are not developed yet.  Still, it's pretty damn funny.


 


 



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I hope that is the old Meg Ryan because the new one is scary looking....botox again


 


 



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Now, see, I was going to say that you look like Tea Leoni, Christie Brinkley (in the eyes, mostly) or maybe a young Teri Garr (with straight hair).  But mostly Tea.  Not peach-flavored, either.


I get people coming up to me saying, "You look exactly like that one woman... I just saw her in a movie last night... I can't remember her name... but you look just like her!!".  I get that a LOT.  Somewhere in Hollywood there is an actress who is in a lot of movies, but nobody knows her name, and she looks exactly like me.  Let's hope she's not a porn star.  ROTFLMAO. 



-- Edited by Damaris at 20:55, 2006-04-24

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Damaris wrote:


Now, see, I was going to say that you look like Tea Leoni, Christie Brinkley (in the eyes, mostly) or maybe a young Teri Garr (with straight hair).  But mostly Tea.  Not peach-flavored, either. I get people coming up to me saying, "You look exactly like that one woman... I just saw her in a movie last night... I can't remember her name... but you look just like her!!".  I get that a LOT.  Somewhere in Hollywood there is an actress who is in a lot of movies, but nobody knows her name, and she looks exactly like me.  Let's hope she's not a porn star.  ROTFLMAO.  -- Edited by Damaris at 20:55, 2006-04-24


Wouldn't that be just your luck!? LOL! I have to agree with the Tea Leoni for Sinclaire.



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I don't know, Briana Banks is really pretty and she's a porn star.  Jenny McCarthy is another.  I didn't get big enough hooters to be in skin flicks....not even going to mention the rest that doesn't look good on a big screen.  No wonder so many actors worry about their weight.

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I don't know, Briana Banks is really pretty and she's a porn star.  Jenny McCarthy is another.  I didn't get big enough hooters to be in skin flicks....not even going to mention the rest that doesn't look good on a big screen.  No wonder so many actors worry about their weight.


Well, I don't know enough about porn to know if I even look like any of them at all... but that would be kind of funny, wouldn't it?  You don't have to have big hooters to be in porn.  A lot of guys fetishize tiny boobs, from what I understand.



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lol...that site is pretty crazy, Thanks for sharing it "D"!


I jumped on the band wagon to see how it would work on 2 of the pics I have on here. The first pic came back that I looked like "Whitney Houston"....roflmao. I was a little taken aback that I would look like a skinny, black drug addict!.....lmao. But actually I do see the resemblance to the pic that they showed. We both have the same uneven bangs, and the same wide smile, and it looked like we had the same shade lipstick on....lol.


the rest were: Natalie Imbruglia (61%) Jamie Lyn Spears (56%) Sophia Marceau(55%) get a load of this....lmao....Paris Hilton(54%) and Faye Duanway(53%) Andie MacDowell(52%)


I don't know who Natalie Imbruglia but she was first again on my 2nd pic I tried and then a very young Elizabeth Taylor (48%) then Anna Kournikova (48%).


This thing is definently good for a good laugh.


I also tried my daughter's pic.....oddly enough she came back with quite a few very lovely "India" actresses. I thought that was kind of ironic....lol.



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I think the program takes overall facial shape into consideration, along with the size and shape of individual features.  I think this would explain why Sami's picture was compared to that of adults with round babyish faces... because she's not far from being a baby herself!  Coloring is obviously not considered, because if it were we would not be compared to Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Brandy and Spike Lee.

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Damaris wrote:


I think the program takes overall facial shape into consideration, along with the size and shape of individual features.  I think this would explain why Sami's picture was compared to that of adults with round babyish faces... because she's not far from being a baby herself!  Coloring is obviously not considered, because if it were we would not be compared to Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Brandy and Spike Lee.

I don't get how it works either, but if that's the case, then my eyes must be somewhat slanted!

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I scanned one photo of myself where I'm not wearing my glasses and kind of smirking, and my eyes look slanted.  I got a lot of Asian celebrities.

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Damaris wrote:


I scanned one photo of myself where I'm not wearing my glasses and kind of smirking, and my eyes look slanted.  I got a lot of Asian celebrities.

Well isn't that just a load of **** then!

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