If any of you are familiar with the actor Vincent Gallo, you know he is not only one of the skeeviest-looking men in Hollywood, but also one of the most arrogant.  He has actually devoted an entire website to merchandise available for sale... mostly things that he once owned or used.  However, he is actually offering his companionship and his SPERM to anyone willing to cough up the do-re-mi.

Nobody ever said pimpin' was easy!!

Now, what I wanna know is, if Vinnie can offer his (cough, cough) 8" love muscle through PayPal, why shouldn't Nic?  What, is he too stuck-up to be a ho?  Whassup with that?  I wouldn't toss two pennies at Vincent Gallo and his nasty-ass Soul Glo pubies, but for Nicolas Cage, I'd rob a bank... hell, I'd steal the jewels from my frail ol' grannie's dresser drawer for a night with HIM. 

Mmmmm.... a couple of bottles of red wine, a hotel room, and Nicolas Cage.  Now THAT'S hot!