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HOLY CRAP!  A MAJOR STORM IS IN OKLAHOMA... ONE TORNADO HAS ALREADY TOUCHED DOWN, AND THE CONDITIONS ARE RIGHT FOR EVEN MORE!  THE STORM IS HEADING FOR MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE, AND IF SHE DOESN'T SHAG HER *SS IN THE FRAIDY HOLE SHE'S GONNA GET BLOWN AWAY LIKE KIMCHI'S LAST CUSTOMER!!  TIE UP YOUR KNOCKERS AND WRAP UP THE KIDS!  THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY IN OKLAHOMA TONIGHT!  YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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HOLY CRAP!  A MAJOR STORM IS IN OKLAHOMA... ONE TORNADO HAS ALREADY TOUCHED DOWN, AND THE CONDITIONS ARE RIGHT FOR EVEN MORE!  THE STORM IS HEADING FOR MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE, AND IF SHE DOESN'T SHAG HER *SS IN THE FRAIDY HOLE SHE'S GONNA GET BLOWN AWAY LIKE KIMCHI'S LAST CUSTOMER!!  TIE UP YOUR KNOCKERS AND WRAP UP THE KIDS!  THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY IN OKLAHOMA TONIGHT!  YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but since when does a tornado mean party time? LOL

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Well, it's party time for the tornadoes.  They all gather in Oklahoma every spring and summer!


At the moment, Oklahoma City is safe.  However, I'm watching the news and there are several cloud formations that are getting rather pointy, and are trying to touch down.



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Well, it's party time for the tornadoes.  They all gather in Oklahoma every spring and summer! At the moment, Oklahoma City is safe.  However, I'm watching the news and there are several cloud formations that are getting rather pointy, and are trying to touch down.

Oh be safe D! Those things can be so brutal!

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I think we'll be fine.  We are a bit paranoid about spring and summer thunderstorms, because for us they usually lead to hail and twisters.  Still, I ain't sleepin' naked tonight... gonna keep my clothes on in case I need to make a quick getaway!!

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I think we'll be fine.  We are a bit paranoid about spring and summer thunderstorms, because for us they usually lead to hail and twisters.  Still, I ain't sleepin' naked tonight... gonna keep my clothes on in case I need to make a quick getaway!!

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing here even though I know it's no laughing matter. But that's good thinking on your part D! People could get hurt! Men in paticular! What with watching you running down the street in all your naked glory? They'd end up walking right into the damn things path! LOL!

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ROTFLMAO.  It wouldn't be too good for me either... I'd end up with two black eyes.

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ROTFLMAO.  It wouldn't be too good for me either... I'd end up with two black eyes.

ROTFLMAO! I forgot all about that!

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Hope you made out alright Trace, I was watching the news about the storms right in your area. It's been a really freaky season for the weather already this year. I have only 6 more wks to try and get out of Florida before our season of terror starts, and it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it. I find that High anxiety is an easy diet.....lol.

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I've decided to make a tornado/storm shelter in my basement with a generator, food, blankets, etc....like when I was a kid, because the sirens are going off constantly here.  My kids think it's great and so I thought we could "camp out" during those times...less scary for them.  We have space under the garage with no windows and 4 concrete walls - I'll use some of that to hide.

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Hope you made out alright Trace, I was watching the news about the storms right in your area. It's been a really freaky season for the weather already this year. I have only 6 more wks to try and get out of Florida before our season of terror starts, and it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it. I find that High anxiety is an easy diet.....lol.

Oh, yeah, we're fine.  We only got rain and high winds.  Thankfully there were no injuries last night... a house and mobile home in a nearby town were damaged, and some airplane hangars too, but otherwise Oklahoma is OK.

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I watch the weather these days just to keep an eye out for Trace and Heather. Hope this stuff will be over soon for you two! I seen the shots taken of the storms outside of OK City that the helicopter crew caught yest. That's some wild chit!!!! Stay safe you two and keep us posted that ya'll are alright, ok?

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I'm glad to hear that your all ok D! How long do you have to on your guard? All of you for that matter.

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I'm glad to hear that your all ok D! How long do you have to on your guard? All of you for that matter.


Depends on what kind of guard you're talking about 



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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: I'm glad to hear that your all ok D! How long do you have to on your guard? All of you for that matter. Depends on what kind of guard you're talking about 

Oh definately! He can blow my way any time!

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I watch the weather these days just to keep an eye out for Trace and Heather. Hope this stuff will be over soon for you two! I seen the shots taken of the storms outside of OK City that the helicopter crew caught yest. That's some wild chit!!!! Stay safe you two and keep us posted that ya'll are alright, ok?

Thanks, Cheri.  Everything is fine now.  The weather is about 35 degrees cooler than it was yesterday, but otherwise things are normal again.

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Cheripits wrote:


I watch the weather these days just to keep an eye out for Trace and Heather. Hope this stuff will be over soon for you two! I seen the shots taken of the storms outside of OK City that the helicopter crew caught yest. That's some wild chit!!!! Stay safe you two and keep us posted that ya'll are alright, ok?

          Yeah stay safe and keep posting here ! We love yah !

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