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The other actors .....
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Ok ...we mostly all like Nic ...but what is your second choice as your best actor almost tempting as Nic ?
My choices are all Italian Studs hahahahahaha ...DeNiro...Pacino...are some of my other picks
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Who knew junk mail could be so damn funny?
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Subject line: "Are you tired of screwing hores (sic) because the normal women won't sleep with you?"
Gee, how did they know? Have they been spying on me?
I normally would never consider opening a spam email, but I just couldn't resist this one. It was a link to pheromones for me...
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New Year's Resolutions
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Do you make any?
I don't make "resolutions", per se... rather, I create a list of things I want to get accomplished sometime in the next year. The list always has at least 100 things, and the last digit corresponds with the year. So the new list for 2006 will have 106 items on it. Mos...
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Da Chipmunkz
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This is so wrong, on so many levels...Yo, mami...
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How was everyone's Christmas?
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I'm still beat here. Between making the dinner, which didn't turn out too bad, family, & kids, I'm ready for a vacation! The kids made out really well this year. TOO WELL! I have no idea where I'm putting all this crap! I also didn't do too bad. My older brother got me a curio cabinet for my egyptian col...
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Vent your frustrations here!
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OK, so before I start, let me just say that my brother's girlfriend is actually a really nice girl. But to me she is just a tiny bit TOO nice. She is a very tender, lovey-dovey, fragile, giddy, giggly, 4'11" baby doll stuffed with lots of pretty pink clouds and lotsa love kind of girl. ...
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Hey, I think I've watched this channel before!
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Ever been at home, flipping channels, and come across a program that left you completely bewildered, but you didn't know what channel you were watching?
Maybe it was this one...
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Nicolas Cage-Biz
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Damaris, I just wanted to tell you that Tess, the lady that owns & operates http://www.nicolas-cage.biz/ added a link to your site on hers.  I love her site & I think that her adding a link from hers to yours is awesome! 
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Why would guys do this?
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So I'm at a karaoke bar, and there's these three guys sitting at a table together. No chicks, no nothing... just three guys. One of our friends had a birthday and we had a cake for her. They ended up with pieces of it as well.
As I'm walking past their table, I noticed th...
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Hot turtle-on-turtle action!!!
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Baby, oh baby!!Let's get it on!
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Arizona
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May 30th: Just moved to Arizona. Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air...
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A Tribute
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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getti...
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Peen Joke
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I, the Penis, herby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour with no benefits. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I work well with multiple partners. I do not get weekends or public Holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid o...
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Hamsters
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Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you Help?" I put my best hamster-healer statement on my face and fol...
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Donations
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A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful f...
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deck your jowls with bowls of gravy...
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fa la la la la, la la fat ASS.
Am I the only one who is gaining weight over the holidays? ****. For the past few days, I have been steadily grazing on stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, pecan pie, cinnamon rolls and assorted sweets (none of which I would normally ever eat). We won't e...
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Good Things About Being Single
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So it's now 5:10 pm. I'm sitting here in front of the computer in my pink satin PJs, with a masque on my face, and my dinner consists of a glass of red wine and some dark chocolate with nuts and fruit. I'm listening to James Bond music and writing some really juicy Castor porn.
I strongly sus...
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The Priest
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. Du...
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Click Me!
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You've just been "elfed"! Merry Christmas!
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Do you know that Bar ??
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Hey I love that Bar it is fun , good music ...and exciting!
just close to this alley..
[img]https:/...
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Las Vegas
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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from so many d...
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Pimp your stuff
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I thought it'd be nice to support our fellow pervs in their livelyhoods so if you have a home based company or work for a company where you'll get some credit for bringing in new flesh, let us know. I'd rather send my money to a friend!!!
My company is Arbonne. A Swiss botanical ba...
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I'm not happy nowadays
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I don't know what to do with my bad mode nowadays ... I became so nervous and so sad ... I can't even smile ... I don't want to have broodiness ... what can I do to go out of this mode?? help me girls 
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Sami walked!!!
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My little diva pushed a small cooler across the room and walked behind it!!!! She was just as shocked as I was. Sami is like watching a miracle everyday. Putting the rods in her legs has helped so much, but it's her determination (okay, fine, stubbornness) and all of your support th...
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online dating
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So I've tried online dating in the past, half-heartedly... not much success. I want to jump back into it, and my mother is prodding me all the way. She's even going to be taking some pictures of me for it tomorrow.
Online dating pisses me off. It's so calculated, so scientific......
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