The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
Yee-hah... Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
Hey, did you know that Nic had considered becoming a priest? Nice visual. I would embrace my Catholic heritage if he was a priest at my locat church.... show up for confession every day, make up scandalous stuff that would make him blush... good times.
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Yee-hah... Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... Hey, did you know that Nic had considered becoming a priest? Nice visual. I would embrace my Catholic heritage if he was a priest at my locat church.... show up for confession every day, make up scandalous stuff that would make him blush... good times.
LOL! I could total see you in confession just about every hour of the day D! Especially with that imagination of yours!
I could make up some pretty freaky stuff, I think. But it would be mostly about him... "how many Hail Marys for going down on a man of the cloth?"
-- Edited by Damaris at 14:21, 2005-12-16
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I could make up some pretty freaky stuff, I think. But it would be mostly about him... "how many Hail Marys for going down on a man of the cloth?" -- Edited by Damaris at 14:21, 2005-12-16
Oh well... I didn't have any plans for the next month anyway. LMAO.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
