In my dream, it was recently announced in People Magazine that Nic and Alice were the proud parents of a baby girl, the second child for Alice and third for Nic. The name he picked for her was....
wait for it....
"Abbicot Taco"
He said he had no idea what "Abbicot" means, but that it sounded cool, and a little exotic. He chose "Taco" for the middle name because, well, he likes tacos.
For the next six months, we speculated on who the real father was, whether or not Alice had gained any baby weight, why she never takes the baby anywhere, whether or not she was using the baby as an excuse to shop even more, and why the hell anyone would name their baby "Abbicot Taco". Then someone started bitching that we're being negative, and they could always call the baby "Abbi".
Hilarity ensues.
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You know it's soooo weird that you had a dream like this. About two years ago there were rumors that he actually did have another child with someone but no one would say who. Makes you wonder if there IS a little Taco running around.
REALLY? How fascinating! There could be another baby Nic floating around the universe!!
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Ella can u tell us more about this rumor? two years ago is when he was just marrying Alice. and right before that was the mystery Alaska woman so who could have it been and why was this rumor going round?
Ava it was just a rumor as far as I know. My dad hasn't heard anymore about it over the years. But he was seen buying lots of little things for a baby girl a couple of years ago. He does have a niece about that age so it could've been for her. Unfortunately in Hell-ay when people get bored they make up stuff. Hopefully this is one of those times.
