So check this out... I was telling Perfect about this earlier...
I was at B&N last night, like the predictable little dork I am, and was reading a book called "The Lexicon of Stupidity". There was one chapter devoted entirely to quotes from actors... I found an excerpt from an interview with Patricia from way back when she was married to Nic.
She tore the corner off a $20 bill and told the interviewer that the little threads at the edge of the tear were used by the government to determine how much money you had. I don't have to tell any of you how ludicrous this statement is on so many levels - there is no way this could ever work in any situation, and even if it did, what purpose would it serve?
Now here's where it gets REALLY interesting... she goes on to say that when she told her husband (who was cited by the author as being Nic), he was "enthralled" and was blown away by her intelligence and knowledge of such a thing (!!!). She said, "That's when he knew how lucky he was to have found me", or something like that.
OK, so Patricia's gullibility and general lack of common sense has been established at this point. But are we also to believe Nicolas is on the same level? No way.... I refuse to accept the fact that he would honestly believe something like this could be true. And even if he were just acting that way to amuse her, what does this say about his choice in women? Are ALL of his previous lovers of the same mental capacity?
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I hope so. You know, I hope I don't come across as bitchy and arrogant when I post things like that, but I've heard that story passed around so many times before and every time I tried and tried to imagine how people could be convinced such a thing is true... Patricia is not the only one to fall for conspiracy theory crap.
I used to date a guy who totally bought into all of it. He refused to buy an American-made car built after 1987 because he believed that the government had installed computer chips in a secret compartment under them (somewhere near the front wheels, if I recall correctly). These chips allowed the government to monitor traffic and travel throughout the U.S. via satellite, and when they decided it was time to take over the country, this satellite would beam a signal down to all these "bugged" cars and they would stop dead in their tracks, and then all of the super-top-secret soldiers that are sneaking around incognito would haul everyone out of their cars, load them onto trucks and ship them off to concentration caps in Wyoming and Montana.
He actually BELIEVED this ****!!! He would sit at work all day (he was a security guard at a software company) reading "survival manuals" and newsletters written by other government conspiracy theorists (most of them he met at gun shows in Texas), plotting out his course of action when the time arrived. We lived together for only a month or so, and had guns all over the place, weird military equipment catalogs and surveillance equipment and little spy gadgets I'd never even heard of... I found out he was tapping into private phone conversations at work and at his other job at an apartment complex. He could intercept the signals from cell phones and wireless phones too. He scared the hell out of me, and eventually I kicked his freak ass to the curb.
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i hate to add to the story about Nicks women maybe not being highly intelligent but i remember once seeing Patricia on either the Letterman show or the Leno show and i remember thinking to myself how ridiculously childlike she seemed. maybe it was nerves that night on the show but she did seem to be not highly intellignent that night
Wow, that's intriguing. I hope we're not seeing a pattern here, but I can see him being attracted to this type since he's already admitted he's attracted to crazy women in distress.
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So.... anybody got any good "dumb Nic Chick stories" to share?
I have this theory... maybe he's so good in bed that he actually sends an electrical circuit to your brain, which kills tons of brain cells. If I'm gonna kill brain cells, I'd rather do it this way than by drinking.
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So.... anybody got any good "dumb Nic Chick stories" to share? I have this theory... maybe he's so good in bed that he actually sends an electrical circuit to your brain, which kills tons of brain cells. If I'm gonna kill brain cells, I'd rather do it this way than by drinking.
You hilarious Damaris lol Bwahahahahahahahahahwahahahahahahahahah
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In reference to the first post here, I read something similar in an interview of Nicolas when he talked about Alice. He said that his new bride was in Africa with him(when they were filming Lord Of War) and on that day him and Alice were in a tent taking time off. That Alice went outside the tent to read a book and there was a lion very close by. He stuck his head out and told her that she should come inside because of the lion, and she said " Oh thats ok, they are just like cats anyway". Then in his interview he says how BRAVE he realized his new wife is..
In reference to the first post here, I read something similar in an interview of Nicolas when he talked about Alice. He said that his new bride was in Africa with him(when they were filming Lord Of War) and on that day him and Alice were in a tent taking time off. That Alice went outside the tent to read a book and there was a lion very close by. He stuck his head out and told her that she should come inside because of the lion, and she said " Oh thats ok, they are just like cats anyway". Then in his interview he says how BRAVE he realized his new wife is..
BRAVE ??? he probably mean LOL DUMB !
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Only Nic would consider standing so close to wild animals - and essentially invading their turf - to be a "brave" act. And Alice sounds like a first-chair imbecilic bad-ass wannabe. So he thinks the stupid little punk is "brave" and Patricia was "smart". Wow. He's easily impressed, isn't he?
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Only Nic would consider standing so close to wild animals - and essentially invading their turf - to be a "brave" act. And Alice sounds like a first-chair imbecilic bad-ass wannabe. So he thinks the stupid little punk is "brave" and Patricia was "smart". Wow. He's easily impressed, isn't he?
That is Nic when it's about females ...lol he can tell stupid things like that " BRAVE ....SMART ".....Etc....LOL What an ass ...sometimes I really wonder
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My only thought is that she must have been more afraid of the "large trouser snake" that Nic had in the tent with him, then of the lion outside of it.....lol.
And, I never would have imagined that she can read??????? Maybe she needs to read more American history. (like what is the Declaration of Independence)...lol
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LOL. She was supposedly reading The Da Vinci Code, but that's simply not possible. She never even graduated from high school, and if she's not even smart enough to know what the Declaration of Independence is, how could she possibly appreciate a book like THAT?
I sure hope she was able to color inside the lines.
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My only thought is that she must have been more afraid of the "large trouser snake" that Nic had in the tent with him, then of the lion outside of it.....lol.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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I never heard of this article. But I'm curious as to how you know she was reading "The Davinci Code"??? Maybe Nic gave her a homework assignment so that he might have something to talk with her about. Ya never know!!! That's it! He's home tutoring her. Now I get it!...lol
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I either read it somewhere or it was on one of the talk shows, I'll do a little research and see if I can find it. Does anyone know where or has heard it?
I think this is what your looking for. CAGE ASTOUNDED BY HIS FEARLESS WIFE NICOLAS CAGE has come to realise just how fearless his new bride ALICE KIM can be, after she read a book just feet away from lions in South Africa.
Following Cage and Kim's 30 July (04) wedding, the couple spent their honeymoon in Corsica and Venice, before jetting off to South Africa, where the actor filmed his movie LORD OF WAR.
And while Cage was thrilled his wife could be with him as he went on safari in Kruger National Park during breaks in filming, he was highly concerned about her fearless nature.
He says, "There were two lions sleeping outside the tent, literally like 10 feet away, a male and a female. I was in the tent and Alice was sitting outside the tent.
"I said, 'Honey, I think it would be a good idea if you came inside the tent and stayed away from the lions.' She said, 'No, it's okay. I'm just reading the DA VINCI CODE, don't worry about it. They're just like regular cats.'
"She thought they were like regular cats, which is pretty interesting. She definitely is brave. In any event, we had a lot of fun."
Hey, Ava!! Long time, no see! Thanks for posting that article.
-- Edited by Damaris at 22:02, 2006-07-10
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I said, 'Honey, I think it would be a good idea if you came inside the tent and stayed away from the lions.' She said, 'No, it's okay. I'm just reading the DA VINCI CODE, don't worry about it. They're just like regular cats.' "She thought they were like regular cats, which is pretty interesting. She definitely is brave. In any event, we had a lot of fun." 10/11/2004 02:47 -- Edited by Ava at 19:48, 2006-07-10
"Honey, stay away from the big kitties... no, don't try to feed them.... honey, don't do that..."
Even those who have lived in Africa all their lives and are used to wild animals running around have better sense than to sit so close to them. If this is a true story, then she wasn't brave... she was STUPID, and trying to be a little bad-ass when she could have easily been attacked.
I'd rather wrestle the "trouser snake" than wrestle a lion, LOL. See, that's what I don't get... if I had a choice between reading "The DaVinci Code" and having my way with Nicolas Cage, gee, what would I choose to do? Decisions, decisions. Hey, I love to read books, but... DANG! lol.
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Some good choices there... much better than I could have came up with.
Unless, of course, you're referring to the general attitude of the women on this board. LOLOLOL.
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all i did was look in a thesauras to find more words to describe the word stupid. and it was to describe a tale told about lions and Africa and idiotic people.
I personally think the story is made up. Yep, probably did the safari, but her reading anything over an 8th grade level is just too much. I'd believe she was a stupid git though with the lions. Notice how smart the lions were and didnt want her stink.
all i did was look in a thesauras to find more words to describe the word stupid. and it was to describe a tale told about lions and Africa and idiotic people.
Oh... well.... alrighty then. LOL.
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Ava, so nice to hear from you honey!! I personally think the story is made up. Yep, probably did the safari, but her reading anything over an 8th grade level is just too much. I'd believe she was a stupid git though with the lions. Notice how smart the lions were and didnt want her stink.
Yes, I am quite puzzled by this facet of the story as well. If he would have just said she was outside sunbathing near some lions, or reading a comic book or something, it would actually be halfway believable. But she was reading "The DaVinci Code"? HUH? She didn't know what the Declaration of Independence was, she got kicked out of high school, but we're honestly supposed to believe she has the intellectual strength necessary to take on a book like THAT??
NIC: "Honey, I think it would be a good idea if you came inside the tent and stayed away from the lions."
ALICE: "No, it's okay. I'm just reading the DA VINCI CODE, contemplating Einstein's String Theory and silently lamenting the plight of Africa's bourgeious masses in the face of rampant apartheid and ignorance of sexually-transmitted disease. Care for some kimchi?".
OMG. I'm stopping right now. I'm going on and on about this at an obsessive rate, and making myself look like an imbecile. Sorry, guys.
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