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Damaris wrote:

No, it's still summer 2007 ( I think we were talking about the first or second week in June?).  But I wish it were this year... dang, I need a vacation.
I was ready to have a heartattack here too! LOL! I wish it WAS this year, but there's no way that's happening.

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So... Perfect... what do YOU think about this 10 inches of glory?  Would you be scared, or would you saddle up?

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Damaris wrote:

So... Perfect... what do YOU think about this 10 inches of glory?  Would you be scared, or would you saddle up?
Well I think I'd be too much in shock after seeing it to feel anything anyways SO, RIDE EM' COWBOY, YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

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ROTFLMAO!!!  Slap some BBQ sauce on that California cowboy and ring the dinner bell!!!




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Damaris wrote:

ROTFLMAO!!!  Slap some BBQ sauce on that California cowboy and ring the dinner bell!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! How bout some cajun seasoning? SPICY!

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Seriously, I really would break out a bottle of BBQ sauce... and one of those little brushes... good times!

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Damaris wrote:

Seriously, I really would break out a bottle of BBQ sauce... and one of those little brushes... good times!
Yeah, good times! That would probably give him a tickle too!

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OOOOOOOH, I'm gonna have to write this stuff down... that could be a lot of fun!  Running the brush over the tip of his... wooooooooooo!!!!

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Damaris wrote:

OOOOOOOH, I'm gonna have to write this stuff down... that could be a lot of fun!  Running the brush over the tip of his... wooooooooooo!!!!
The brush & other things! Umm um mmmmm! Oh all the possibilities!

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Who is Ursula Auburn and how does she have this knowledge?

-- Edited by Patty at 01:11, 2006-08-15

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-- Edited by Patty at 05:10, 2006-07-31

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oh Patty, you fit in so well here!!!  Welcome!!!

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Patty wrote:

Well he does have really long fingers but they are skinny fingers so I would have assumed it was long and skinny.  But really, who would care about the size either way if one could make love to him.  Making love to him would be so hot in itself!
This is a good point.  If you're alone with Nicolas Cage, who cares how big his equipment is... he's probably talented enough to do plenty of damage fully clothed.  LOLOLOLOL.

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-- Edited by Patty at 05:16, 2006-07-31

-- Edited by Patty at 05:17, 2006-07-31

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NOT ME! If it's going to hurt like hell then let me find another! lol! Eyes or not I don't think I could get past that size! And I'm no virgin!

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Damaris wrote:

  If you're alone with Nicolas Cage, who cares how big his equipment is... he's probably talented enough to do plenty of damage fully clothed.  LOLOLOLOL.
Exactly D!!! Just think what those long fingers could do!!!!!

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ellaloofasponge wrote:

Damaris wrote:   If you're alone with Nicolas Cage, who cares how big his equipment is... he's probably talented enough to do plenty of damage fully clothed.  LOLOLOLOL. Exactly D!!! Just think what those long fingers could do!!!!!
          Huh ...lol Or his TONGUE ...long and curved

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Lube it up and let's ride!!

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He really could Patty you know it? A different one for each day of the week. But I'd be the one that he could really depend on for a great blow job. I'm still a little freaked out by the whole 10 inches of thick, hard, love. That would tear my petite ass up!

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Did Ursula really say 10 inches, or did she say big? Maybe she was just trying to make him look good since he was nice to her.  Either way its a sexy thought.

-- Edited by Patty at 05:14, 2006-07-31

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Her exact words were as follows: 'I know my sizes. He's at LEAST ten if not bigger.' And she said it with a HUGE smile on her face and even licked her lips!!!!

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Thats funny   Nic was blessed with looks, talent, and that too. wow!

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That's a walking temptation!!


and oh the things to be thankful for being a big girl!!



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Oh WHATEVER, lol.  You are soooooo far from being big.  I once knew a girl who was 6'4" and almost 400 lbs... now THAT'S big.

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Bigger than Ella or Kimmy, but right now I could wrap my legs around Nic twice.  Just wrong when he's more tiny than me!

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How come THIS subject is on page 2????!!!!! We're falling behind girls!!!! Did anyone ever get brave and order the dildo the same size? I didn't. I chickened out. That's too damn big for me. And I'm NO virgin!!!!

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Well... wouldn't a woman get a bit spoiled on something like that?  I mean, as tempting as the idea sounds, what happens once you get used to it?  And then you actually become involved with someone who is a normal, average 6"?  That would be quite a shocker, and not in a good way. 


Investing in a toy like that is basically investing in a life of singlehood.  Once you become accustomed to 10", you could never go back to anything else.



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ain't that the truth!!

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OMG humga wunga!  10 INCHES?  No wonder women sniff around him like beetches in heat.  OMG.



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