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Kimmy


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ellaloofasponge wrote:

I have a confession:  I went away with the guy I'm dating for the week. We just got back today. And we ****ed like rabbits all week long!!!! AND: he was HUGE!!! I even asked him how long he was and he said he really didn't know. So I measured him!!!!! You know. Part of the foreplay and all. He was 9 inches! So I can officially say that I am no longer terrified of Nic's tool any longer!!! It was VERY okay!!!!!!!! Except maybe for the blow I gave him on his boat. My jaw will never be the same!!! But it was soooooooo worth it!

          I had a guy lately ...from Vancouver, BC he is a waiter in a bar and holy **** it was since about 2 weeks I was thinking about having him ...well he kiss like a GOD holding your neck with one of his hand lifting your chin with his thumb ooooohhhh  kissing good lol with some passion that when he stops you feel dizzy ...got the picture ? Then that night of that kiss I ****ed with him and when I say **** it was really ****ing ...in the office at the Bar lol . He had a circumsized tool of 8 inches long and I can tell that I could not hold his penis entirely in my hand ...was too wide !!!! I will see him again , it is a part time lover ...he is a funny and tender guy

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OK, can we stop bragging about getting some when others (such as myself) are not so fortunate?  Thanks.

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Guess I have to keep my mouth shut then....lol

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Damaris


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  Oh, y'all know I'm just teasing.  It's going to get talked about no matter what, so it might as well be here.

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
ellaloofasponge


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I'm thinkin I want a plaster caster of Mr. Cage for Christmas!!! Would anyone else order one?

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I would!!!

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Sinclaire


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I'll take 3!!!

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You know I saw on a cable show once that there is a place called Real Doll that makes lifesize male or female dolls and are very close to real and can be personally built just for you.

-- Edited by Patty at 02:33, 2006-08-25

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Damaris wrote:


(shakes head in disgust)


   All of you should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!  Nicolas Cage is a fine actor and a fine morally upright human being, and to think that all of you are equating his talent and vision with the male member makes me embarrassed to call myself a "fan"!!  Oh, what's the use?  Why do I even bother saying anything?



GET THE HELL OFF OUR BOARDS PRISS - HARLOTS ONLY (in the nicest way possible to say of course, I'm not rude)

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PISS OFF, HARLOTS!!  You WILL feel my wrath!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!



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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
ellaloofasponge


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LOL! LMAO!

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ellaloofasponge


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DAMN! Did we REALLY start a convo that's FIVE ****ING pages long about his ****???????  We're are soooooooooo bad!!! We need a spanking Nick!!!!


 


WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU COMING BACK TO HELL-AY????? I NEED SOME EYE CANDY!!!!



-- Edited by ellaloofasponge at 18:27, 2006-09-23

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You're just lucky you get to even say that.  I'll never get "come back to the corn field Nic".

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