OH MY GOD! 10 INCHES????

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

RE: OH MY GOD! 10 INCHES????

Sinclaire · Moderator

she doesn't seem to be sued over false blabbing from all these celeb guys so seems she may have a market

Wilderbeast · Perv-In-Training

I wonder why Nick would even bother being with a woman with the reputation she has.

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

I thought the same thing.. .

-- Edited by Patty at 02:32, 2006-08-25

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

That IS kind of odd. He was with Jenna Jameson too, and if I were a man I wouldn't touch that with Ron Jeremy's pole. But hey, I'm NOT a man, so what do I know?

Kimmy · Moderator

Anybody know about TESTOSTERONE ...MEN SEXUAL HORMONE LOL Lot of men do think with their **** ...oh ok I know all of us knows about this !

Wilderbeast · Perv-In-Training

Yeah just another example of a man thinking with his small head and having no discrimanting taste. Icky.

Sinclaire · Moderator

Could have been from his younger, wilder days?

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I guess, but DAMN!! Knowing that you'd been with a woman that had been with literally hundreds of other men, women and who knows what else... wouldn't that make it crawl up just a little?

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

-- Edited by Patty at 02:34, 2006-08-25

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

That's something I've wondered... and believe me, I've put WAY more thought into it than I should have. Maybe that spark is still inside him, but he's tucked it away and focused on other things instead? You'd think he'd just be hotter with age.

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

I think his old ways if he was wilder then, is what made him sexy to his female fans. Just my opinion, of course I wouldn't really know if he was really wild as I don't know him.

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Kimmy · Moderator

I will tell you a story ..I have an oncle in my family he is 78 ... he have a friends of his that is a 82 years old one ( Teddy ) I was just amazed...in Holidays last year, my dad invited this 82 years old friend and the old fellow brought his girl friend much younger than him maybe she was in the 40 something .....the night came up , I was just in the bedroom besides theirs ...and OMG they were noisy like hell ..****ing ..I could hear the woman (Brenda) ..." Aaaahhhh Aaaaahhh .oooohhyeaaaahhhhh.." Got the picture ? So a man in good shape and healthy with lots of TESTOSTERONE and ADRENALINE can make a woman scream LOL as much as a young stud can do even after 80 years old !

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

The people in the apartment next door do the same thing. One of these times, they're gonna slam a hole right through the damn wall.

My parents get it on like that. I've had the unfortunate treat of hearing it more than once. Whenever I realize it's happening, I start to get sick, and almost throw up.

-- Edited by Damaris at 10:22, 2006-07-02

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Kimmy · Moderator

I know LOL but I wonder if Nic will still be a good performer in bed when he'll reach 80 + if he lives until then (I wish he will live long'n prosper...but I wish he will switch to other women from now to 100 years old ..maybe he could think about taking a woman of his about age..he can keep playing Mr.Playboy but he should stop acting like Mr.TeenAger... !????)

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Kimmy wrote:

he should stop acting like Mr.TeenAger... !????)

BWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Kimmy! You crack me UP GIRL!!!!! Mr. Teenager! Well if he wants to quit acting like a 40 something in midlife crisis mode he should stop MARRYING a teenager!!!! God! Get a clue! Sorry about that. Mr. Teenager is just too funny though.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

He's so beautiful... I would SOOOOO like to make out with him in the backseat of a car just like a teen. DAMN, it's been a long, LONG time since I've been kissed, or even touched.

Nic_at_Nite · Mildly Curious

LOL....one word...yummy.

Kimmy · Moderator

Yeah Nic should start dating women of is age ...at least close his age ..or older ??? Hahahahahaha But please dont date kids

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

I think the perfect age would be someone 33-39.

-- Edited by Patty at 02:35, 2006-08-25

Sinclaire · Moderator

oh, oh, oh, pick me, pick me!! I fit!!

Kimmy · Moderator

Sinclaire wrote:

oh, oh, oh, pick me, pick me!! I fit!!

Oh Oh ! Sinclaire you ready to cheat on your husband ? You need to divorce !

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I'm single and ready for it. Oh, Sweet Mother Martha of All That Is Pure and Holy, am I ready for it....

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

I have a confession: I went away with the guy I'm dating for the week. We just got back today. And we ****ed like rabbits all week long!!!! AND: he was HUGE!!! I even asked him how long he was and he said he really didn't know. So I measured him!!!!! You know. Part of the foreplay and all. He was 9 inches! So I can officially say that I am no longer terrified of Nic's tool any longer!!! It was VERY okay!!!!!!!! Except maybe for the blow I gave him on his boat. My jaw will never be the same!!! But it was soooooooo worth it!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Hey, great story, but I just have to ask...

Are you telling us these stories just to make me feel like crap?

-- Edited by Damaris at 17:41, 2006-08-12

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Hell no! Why would I do that?! You guys accept me for the little slut that I am! I feel like I can tell you guys anything.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Well, yeah, I know... and that's awesome and everything but...

I can't speak for everyone here, but for me, reading stories like that is like making a starving person watch The Food Network for a few hours, then sending them on their way.

But that's so cool that you got the ride a stallion and lived to tell about it.

Patty · I bought some spaghetti sauce ;)

Ella, sounds like you had a great time! I've never had a ten inch(maybe 7 and a half at the most) but the more I think about it, I want to try that! Especially if it were with someone very sexy and sensuous.

Kimmy · Moderator

Thanks Ella to share with us ! lol That is a great feeling ( and emotions) to have a 8 and 9 inches between our legs that is for sure ...It happened to me too I like it ! Under 6 inches it don't worth it..I mean for me

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

(shakes head in disgust)

All of you should be ASHAMED of yourselves!! Nicolas Cage is a fine actor and a fine morally upright human being, and to think that all of you are equating his talent and vision with the male member makes me embarrassed to call myself a "fan"!! Oh, what's the use? Why do I even bother saying anything?