OH MY GOD! 10 INCHES????

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

RE: OH MY GOD! 10 INCHES????

Cheripits · Moderator

I prefer something in between hugh & vienna sausage.....lol.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

I'd give it a whirl. Sure beats "Vienna Sausage Boy".

D!? When did you sleep with my ex!? LMAO!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:

Damaris wrote: I'd give it a whirl. Sure beats "Vienna Sausage Boy". D!? When did you sleep with my ex!? LMAO!

LOL!!!!!!!!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Cheripits wrote:

I can't believe you had the balls to ask her in the first place! You are truly my hero!!! But as for "the news". I could have gone all my life w/o knowing that fact. lol. I lived with a guy that must have matched those dimensions, and I was constantly at the Gynos. The Dr. suggested a gasket to keep him from being able to give it all to me. I was with him a long time, but he was always causing me problems (bladder infections etc) so I broke up with him. I'm not into "beastieality".....lol. Soooooooooo as much as I love the guy, I'll pass on Nic. Ya'll have at it! You ever heard of "too much of a good thing"????? I'll just have to admire his hands and kiss him, melt into those beautiful eyes and whatever else doesn't require stitches!...lol

Oh my god! I can't believe I actually said it either! She was there. She was buying lingerie. The mood just hit ya know? When I asked at first she looked at me and asked 'Who are you?' I told her about the group and she said we should take pride in our man. Of course I said that we do. I then told her that we had been discussing the rumors about his 'size' and she laughed and said 'He's a very beautiful lover with a huge heart and a huge cock'. I COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT!!!! Then my boss came over and we just grinned at each other! I didn't think to ask about the body odor or anything like that. I think maybe she was ready to go.

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Damaris wrote:
OH.... MY.... GAWD. Damn... a girl would need a shoehorn and a can of WD-40, but I reckon it would be the ride of your life.-- Edited by Damaris at 20:07, 2006-05-11

LOL! Shoehorn and WD-40!!! Can you picture that one going on??????? DAMN BABY! HANG ON! LET ME RUB YOU DOWN WITH THE WD-40!!!!! LOL!!!!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Cheripits wrote:

I prefer something in between hugh & vienna sausage.....lol.

Hugh? As in "Jackman"? I'd take that too!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

ellaloofasponge wrote:

Oh my god! I can't believe I actually said it either! She was there. She was buying lingerie. The mood just hit ya know? When I asked at first she looked at me and asked 'Who are you?' I told her about the group and she said we should take pride in our man. Of course I said that we do. I then told her that we had been discussing the rumors about his 'size' and she laughed and said 'He's a very beautiful lover with a huge heart and a huge cock'. I COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT!!!! Then my boss came over and we just grinned at each other! I didn't think to ask about the body odor or anything like that. I think maybe she was ready to go.

Hey, maybe she'll find our group sometime. We ought to all make little business cards with the URL printed on them, and pass them out to anybody who speaks fondly of Nic and his massive equipment. LOL.

I think it's sweet that she said he's a beautiful lover with a huge heart. That's awesome. So he's not one of these jerks that kicks a girl out of bed right afterwards and calls her a whore.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

You know, I realize that it's dehumanizing to talk about men that way, and in reality they are truly more than the sum of their parts, but I CAN'T HELP IT!!! When I think about being taken by a man like him who is so handsome AND has a great body AND is so incredibly sexy AND has a thick 10-inch.... woooooooooooooooooooo... I need a drink!

Cheripits · Moderator

No wonder that blonde I seen on Howard Stern said he was "beautiful". She said the same thing, but didn't give the dimensions. I've always thought about what that gal had to say. Now I'll never forget what Ursula has added. Damn "she"(won't put her name) is a lucky little girl. To have such a wonderful guy & lover.

Too bad Nic isn't into sports........he could supply "the bat".....lol.

Ava · I loved him in Zandalee!

how did all the harlots sleep last night? did anyone dream of Nicks 10incher?

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I got very little sleep... LOL. Wow, what a thought.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Ava wrote:

how did all the harlots sleep last night? did anyone dream of Nicks 10incher?

Not me, I couldn't be so lucky!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Ava wrote:

how did all the harlots sleep last night? did anyone dream of Nicks 10incher?

Hell no! Am I the only weirdo who is completely freaked out by this??? I mean that is one mean big ****er!!!!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

If a woman is fully aroused and relaxed, she should be able to handle it with no difficulty - this is assuming there are no other issues (some women are too small - this is an anomaly but it's not unheard of). I have been with a man who was about that size, and it wasn't really an issue... however, he was an **** and a lousy lover overall and size can't make up for something like that. On the other hand, a guy can be average to even a bit small, but if he's attentive and sweet it can make things so much better.

A man's equipment is only half the picture... he also needs to have sexual charm and know what he's doing. I strongly suspect Nicolas has both of these qualities tenfold, and that's what REALLY blows me away. You can get a 10-incher (or bigger!) in any novelty store or online... I want the hot guy to go along with it.

-- Edited by Damaris at 20:15, 2006-05-12

Sinclaire · Moderator

DAMN!!!! Kick Ass!!! Ava, you just moved up into Cheri's spot. I'll ride all 10!!!!

Ella, there is a product called Taste Tease that comes in 3 flavors. You put it on your whole tongue and it will prevent the gag reflex within 1 minute of application. Lasts about 20 mintues. The mint flavor also has a tingle to it so he can feel it too. (also works well for those who can't swallow pills or brush their teeth without gagging). If you want some, let me know. It lasts a long time because you only need a little bit.

Sinclaire · Moderator

And Ella, I'm very proud of you honey for asking!! You are the Harlot of the Month!!!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Sinclaire wrote:

And Ella, I'm very proud of you honey for asking!! You are the Harlot of the Month!!!

THANKS!!!!!!!

Kimmy · Moderator

ellaloofasponge wrote:

Sinclaire wrote: And Ella, I'm very proud of you honey for asking!! You are the Harlot of the Month!!! THANKS!!!!!!!

I AGREE ELLA YOU GOT SOME BALLS HUN ! CONGRATS ...I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU ! KEEP GOING THAT WAY YOU ARE NUMERO UNO

Here one pic of our now SUPREME MASTER ! I love this pic ...

Kimmy · Moderator

AND HERE OUR SWEET HEART.....WE LOVE YOU NIC MORE THAN EVER

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

He's got those freakin' hardcore hypnotic steel blue eyes that pierce through you and pull you in like a hook.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

He's got those freakin' hardcore hypnotic steel blue eyes that pierce through you and pull you in like a hook.

I know. His eyes are mesmerizing!

Kimmy · Moderator

I will be back in Banning CA my hometown probably in Spring 2007 for a while and in LA too

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

You need to be in L.A. this summer when we show up.

Kimmy · Moderator

I will go when I can ...and I will go to my family and sister's place

Kimmy · Moderator

and hope to see you in L.A or Venice Beach

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

You'll have to take us to the Sky Bar, and show us where you were standing when you saw Nic!

Cheripits · Moderator

Did the trip date move up to THIS summer?? I thought we were saving up for next year???

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

No, it's still summer 2007 ( I think we were talking about the first or second week in June?). But I wish it were this year... dang, I need a vacation.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Sinclaire wrote:

DAMN!!!! Kick Ass!!! Ava, you just moved up into Cheri's spot. I'll ride all 10!!!! Ella, there is a product called Taste Tease that comes in 3 flavors. You put it on your whole tongue and it will prevent the gag reflex within 1 minute of application. Lasts about 20 mintues. The mint flavor also has a tingle to it so he can feel it too. (also works well for those who can't swallow pills or brush their teeth without gagging). If you want some, let me know. It lasts a long time because you only need a little bit.

But WOW, with a thick 10-incher, about all you could do is lick it like an ice cream cone, or a popsicle.

I'm not afraid of a man with a little somethin' extra... that sounds like it would be incredibly erotic. Like I said, I've had the size but not the prowess to go with it, so I don't think my experience counts.