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Kimmy


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That would be so much fun if we could have it http://clone-a-willy.com/


 



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Ava


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do you think they come in a hung like a donkey size?

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It's to model oneself on your boyfriend's cock ! It sure suits to any cock hahahahahahaha You will immortalize him forever ...and you will get hours of fun



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Wow... just... WOW.  The mind boggles.



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Sign me up! I'll take one of Nic, and ahhhhhhh who else??? Oh yeah, make one of Hugh Jackman just for the hell of it.....lol.

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ooh we can order more than one?  i'll take one of Hugh Jackman too and one of Gary Dourdan and one of Hugh Laurie and one of Christopher Walken and one of............Ok!  i'm a slut in my mind, ok?

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George Clooney, David Duchovny, Harrison Ford.

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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You know what ...I think I will get the tank top ....RED ON WHITE lol ....  CLONE-A-WILLY  And I will wear it on Rodeo Drive hahahahahahahahaha

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FREE WILLY!  FREE WILLY!!!


(for the first 100 customers... while supplies last)



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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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Better, you can stand next to Nic at the wax museum and point your finger to his massive rod.

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I sooooooooo want to know if those wax statues are anatomically correct.  If we broke in right after they closed, I betcha I could have that sucker melted down before the sun came up.



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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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The DNA off your tongue would get you caught.

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I could put a condom over it....

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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Kimmy wrote:

You know what ...I think I will get the tank top ....RED ON WHITE lol ....  CLONE-A-WILLY  And I will wear it on Rodeo Drive hahahahahahahahaha
          I was thinking too to wear that tank top with this inscription  like above but adding in the BACK of it in smaller letters but in red too .... CLONE-NICOLAS CAGE-WILLY   

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How the hell would I carry that thing in my pocket book?????!!!!!!!!!!! Do they make a purse size? Or is that just too impossible to get all that man inside my little bag?

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Ask his wife, she is carrying his in her Vitton.



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No wonder that little girl carries such a big puss...... er, eh, I mean purse! lol

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No wonder that little girl carries such a big puss...... er, eh, I mean purse! lol


          you mean that lil piece of **** carries dildos in her suitcase...it's almost a suitcase not a ****ing purse for God sakes 


Hey maybe she will become a Nic's Original dildo seller door to door when she will be the third EX-Nicolas Cage sort of wife lol



-- Edited by Kimmy at 10:30, 2006-05-09

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(puts on best "sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth" voice)


"Here... I put on a show for you, OK?  It holds a credit card real good, see?  You stick it in here... and... oh, wait, you want me to show you the dildo?  Oh.... sorry, old habits die hard!."



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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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This would really be marketable here in Hell-ay! I was thinking about this lastnight. He should really consider this. Cloning his privates would be a huge ass compliment! And women would be lined up around the block to get a piece! I'd use it to sit on my dresser and hold my hair accessories!!!!

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wow... you must have one hell of a Scrunchie collection.  lol.

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
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I could use one of "those" too! I could use it as a towel rack......for my beach towels that is....lol.

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ellaloofasponge wrote:

This would really be marketable here in Hell-ay! I was thinking about this lastnight. He should really consider this. Cloning his privates would be a huge ass compliment! And women would be lined up around the block to get a piece! I'd use it to sit on my dresser and hold my hair accessories!!!!
          So maybe you should tell to the concerned person ....to make it on the market LOL And you could be the first one to hold it .THE BIG GUY "  in your hand and cast it in a mould

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am I the only one who would use it to get off?  Hello?????


We could put a suction cup on the bottom and attach it to the washing machine!!!



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and she doesn't have a dildo in her purse, I meant she actually has his dick and balls, as in under her control with his AMEX 

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Anyone did clone a Willy lately ? LOL  If so was that easy to do ?

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