Have you ever had someone say something to you that made you stop and think, "Dude... WTF?"
I was out tonight at a local pub and ran into a guy I see sporadically around town. We were talking about some places that ID you when you come in, and I jokingly said that I wasn't getting my ID checked even when I was under 21, and he said, "Well, you know, you're probably a lot younger than you look.".
HUH???? When I asked him to explain, he was totally unapologetic. He's like, "Well, I'm just being honest. I get it from my mother.". After a couple of minutes he said, "Uh, don't be mad at me... are you mad at me?" (nudge, nudge) "You're mad at me, aren't you?". I told him that, if he had any intention of going home with any female sometime in the future, he should NEVER, EVER, EVER say that to her. NOT EVER. What a ****ing dumbass... to tell a woman she looks older than she is, JACK-SMACKING OFFENSE!!! FIRST-CHAIR!!!
Stupid ****wit.
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What a ****ing idiot! There are TWO things you NEVER ask a woman: Her age and her weight! I thought guys were told this at birth!!!! Hope Nic does some serious drilling into Kal-El's head about this!!! Oh and Weston too! He's getting pretty ripe by now huh???? Yummy. Did anyone see him in lord of war?
What a ****ing idiot! There are TWO things you NEVER ask a woman: Her age and her weight! I thought guys were told this at birth!!!! Hope Nic does some serious drilling into Kal-El's head about this!!! Oh and Weston too! He's getting pretty ripe by now huh???? Yummy. Did anyone see him in lord of war?
LMAO. Seriously, he's gonna be really hot when he gets a little older. He looked good in "Lord of War"... he has Nic's eyes.
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Oh, and just for the record.... I DON'T LOOK OLD! I don't have any wrinkles at all, no gray hair, I'm in shape... I want to smack that bitch. Just smack him down!
ROTFLMAO
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Have you ever had someone say something to you that made you stop and think, "Dude... WTF?" I was out tonight at a local pub and ran into a guy I see sporadically around town. We were talking about some places that ID you when you come in, and I jokingly said that I wasn't getting my ID checked even when I was under 21, and he said, "Well, you know, you're probably a lot younger than you look.". HUH???? When I asked him to explain, he was totally unapologetic. He's like, "Well, I'm just being honest. I get it from my mother.". After a couple of minutes he said, "Uh, don't be mad at me... are you mad at me?" (nudge, nudge) "You're mad at me, aren't you?". I told him that, if he had any intention of going home with any female sometime in the future, he should NEVER, EVER, EVER say that to her. NOT EVER. What a ****ing dumbass... to tell a woman she looks older than she is, JACK-SMACKING OFFENSE!!! FIRST-CHAIR!!! Stupid ****wit.
You DO NOT look old D! HOLY SHIT! I would have slapped that little twirp silly!
Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I just tried getting that pic from Lord of War & for some f*cked up reason my program won't play the disc! WTF!? But it will play the second disc from the set! I've had this happen before too.
I tried looking online and for some reason couldn't uncover anything.
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Well, I freak out when people think I'm a lot older than I am. And they always say it's because of my glasses... or "maybe you've just lived a really rough life". Nothing could be further from the truth.
I also feel like a teenager, mostly because I've never been married or had kids. I honestly forget that I'm 33, almost 34. It just doesn't seem right at all.
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Well, I freak out when people think I'm a lot older than I am. And they always say it's because of my glasses... or "maybe you've just lived a really rough life". Nothing could be further from the truth. I also feel like a teenager, mostly because I've never been married or had kids. I honestly forget that I'm 33, almost 34. It just doesn't seem right at all.
I was always told that I look older too. So don't feel bad D!
But the thing is, aside from the glasses I don't see why people would think that. And would this explain why only old guys hit on me?
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Do you have that problem too... with only old guys hitting on you, but guys around your age paying no attention at all?
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Yeah, older men tell me I'm pretty, but I get nothing from anyone my age - never have. I'm the sweet girl who's a great friend - I'm not the porn star (even with the new twins I went conservative). It used to really bother me, but I do things for me now. The rest can orbit around themselves. I like who I am and am changing what I don't like.
Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Do you have that problem too... with only old guys hitting on you, but guys around your age paying no attention at all?
Good god yeah! I came out of the mall one day and got stared down by a guy who was about 70! It really creeped me out cause he just STARED! I don't think he even blinked!
I get hit on by old guys ALL THE TIME. Winos, too. I have no idea what the **** that's all about.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I get told I look younger then I am. When I was younger I looked OLDER then I was and had to pay adult price to get into the movies as a kid....lol.
Most of the men in my life tend to be a good bit younger then me. Usually by at least a decade. My only marriage was to a guy that was 26 yrs older then me. lol. Now a days I know I am starting to show my age more, but guys younger hit on me more then those my age or older. Go figure!
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I get told I look younger then I am. When I was younger I looked OLDER then I was and had to pay adult price to get into the movies as a kid....lol. Most of the men in my life tend to be a good bit younger then me. Usually by at least a decade. My only marriage was to a guy that was 26 yrs older then me. lol. Now a days I know I am starting to show my age more, but guys younger hit on me more then those my age or older. Go figure!
Gee... we're really happy for you, Cheri. Really, we are.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
NOOOOOOOO.... ya THINK I was being sarcastic? LMAO.
I have been told I look much older ever since I was a kid. Hell, when I was born I looked like I was at least 6 mos old. I wasn't pruny and red and bald like other newborns... I was a BIG baby, snow white, with a full head of curly blonde hair and plump like a little cherub. You know on "Raising Arizona", the quints were supposed to be newborns but they looked like they were at least 6 - 9 months? That was me
Now that I'm 33, I don't think I look any older than that. Some people think I'm mid-20's and I think they're just being polite. Most people think I'm 38-48, and I think they need to have the taste slapped out of their mouth. I have no idea what is going through people's minds.
Wow, I think I've just discovered the vain side of my personality. Not so sure I like it....
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I didn't see any reason to start a whole new thread for this, and since it is a "Dude, WTF?" thing, I thought I would pass it around.
I got a response to one of my online ads from this guy today:
Here's some things he said about himself (under the "Favorites" portion of his ad):
Hero: Sheriff Buford Pusser (Walking Tall)
Hotel/Motel: Hilton (wonder why LOL) (he added the last comment himself)
Books/Writers: none
Publications: Playboy LOL (again, LOL comment was his)
Brands: name brands (what the hell does THAT mean?)
Comedian: Larry the Cable Guy
Films: Smokey and the Bandit
Virtue: I don't know
Software: unknown
Turn-Offs: smoking, drama, high maintance women
So... hmmm... we have absolutely nothing whatsoever in common, he didn't actually "write" to me but instead simply forwarded the link to his ad, the ad tells nothing about him beyond his likes and dislikes (he didn't write any of it freestyle). If he were a sexy redneck, I would maybe consider taking a gamble, but.... WTF????
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Sadly, this is exactly the kind of man I attract most of the time. I have absolutely no idea why. There's nothing in my demeanor, personality or appearance that would make someone like this think I would be interested. Even if I WAS interested, what would I have to say to him? "You like the Hilton? Me too!". OMFG.
Sorry if I sound like a snotty bitch... I just wish guys would think for a second before they put out this kind of stuff.
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Nope, you don't sound like a snotty bitch and you DO NOT have a blessed thing in common with this dude.
Besides, this guy looks like he'd be someone's type, after the hair transplant, and some lipo, and maybe gasto-bypass....lol. Then get him some book learnin' and hell, like a fixed up house, he'd be rearin' to go!
He does have pretty blue eyes! You could start a conversation with him by asking if he has teeth in there????
lmao....now who sounds snotty? haha I'm Sorry Trace, and Thanks for sharing. "Git-R-Done"!!!!!!
-- Edited by Cheripits at 16:58, 2006-05-10
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