I tend to attract the very odd, creepy ones... and also, the oldest men in the room. I swear, the old farts go crazy for me. The ones my age? Not so much
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I tend to attract the very odd, creepy ones... and also, the oldest men in the room. I swear, the old farts go crazy for me. The ones my age? Not so much
I would say I attract the weird ones too. They all think I'm a lesbian most of the time because I go out with my girlfriends and we dance together and stuff.
OK, that's it. We're all getting tricked out and hitting the Skybar at least once when we go to L.A. I WANT TO SEE NIC!! I want to have that memory forever etched in my mind, of me hiding behind a huge ass potted plant and peering at him from between the leaves, while the rest of you cough up a set of hairy boys and go talk to him.
Get a few drinks in me & I'll definately cough up a set! LOL! (Raises bail funds to $75 per week)
Damaris wrote: OK, that's it. We're all getting tricked out and hitting the Skybar at least once when we go to L.A. I WANT TO SEE NIC!! I want to have that memory forever etched in my mind, of me hiding behind a huge ass potted plant and peering at him from between the leaves, while the rest of you cough up a set of hairy boys and go talk to him. Get a few drinks in me & I'll definately cough up a set! LOL! (Raises bail funds to $75 per week)
Hey ..Ella did you go often to Mondrian "Skybar " ?
My dad was actually the first person to take me there with some of his business associates. Mom was sick and he needed a "date". So I went and drank and talked shop with him. It was fun.
Kimmy wrote: ellaloofasponge wrote: Kimmy wrote: Ella ....are you a good actress ????? If so .., next time you see him just do act like if you did not see him and tripple just beside him ...lol...if he is a real gentleman he will catch you up or help you out and hold you ...blah.. I'm not a good actress Kimmy. Or even a mediocre one!!! I make a fool of myself ALWAYS! Shit lol ...you have to practice ! lol hahahahahaha I am good in acting !!! I could do it easily Oh man Kimmy. I bet you are so sexy and suave and can act all sexy and ooze it across the room. Guys LOVE that! I'm just not all that! I'm too forward I guess.
I think what men likes in me is probably the way I move ...( slow movements I am naturally a slow mover LOL staring men right in the eyes with no blinking...a very tiny smiles or sometimes a huge one) that is me ...I look calm and I am really ..it's in my personnality, I love to observe men too
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Well, aren't you quite the seductress extrordinaire?
Excuse me while I stick my fist in a rusty meat grinder. Maybe that will make me feel better.
LMAO.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Kimmy wrote: Hey ..Ella did you go often to Mondrian "Skybar " ? My dad was actually the first person to take me there with some of his business associates. Mom was sick and he needed a "date". So I went and drank and talked shop with him. It was fun.
Hummm ...that sure was a fun and interesting day !
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Well, aren't you quite the seductress extrordinaire? Excuse me while I stick my fist in a rusty meat grinder. Maybe that will make me feel better. LMAO.
Ohhh come on Damaris ....NO I am no seductress lol...it just happen like that
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
OH MY GOD! I went to study for my test tomorrow and my friend Sasha came in and showed me a blog with this quote about Nic:
"Even you can testify to the reality that after you marry a Korean woman ... once the exotic novelty wears thin after a few monstrous Kimchee farts ejected from her smiling oriental face -- you realize your soul-mate has the emotions and mind of a third-world peasant: the white girls with the bodacious ta ta's, tinny-nasal voices, and trashy thong-snapping attitudes -- then -- don't seem so bad after all."
I thought it was hilarious!!! Okay. Back to study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD! I went to study for my test tomorrow and my friend Sasha came in and showed me a blog with this quote about Nic: "Even you can testify to the reality that after you marry a Korean woman ... once the exotic novelty wears thin after a few monstrous Kimchee farts ejected from her smiling oriental face -- you realize your soul-mate has the emotions and mind of a third-world peasant: the white girls with the bodacious ta ta's, tinny-nasal voices, and trashy thong-snapping attitudes -- then -- don't seem so bad after all." I thought it was hilarious!!! Okay. Back to study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO. How funny is THAT?? Especially the visual of "monstrous kimchee farts". OMG. This person does bring up a good point, though... pickled cabbage will mess up your inner workings like no other food.
Now every time I see her, I'm going to think of this.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
OH MY GOD! I went to study for my test tomorrow and my friend Sasha came in and showed me a blog with this quote about Nic: "Even you can testify to the reality that after you marry a Korean woman ... once the exotic novelty wears thin after a few monstrous Kimchee farts ejected from her smiling oriental face -- you realize your soul-mate has the emotions and mind of a third-world peasant: the white girls with the bodacious ta ta's, tinny-nasal voices, and trashy thong-snapping attitudes -- then -- don't seem so bad after all." I thought it was hilarious!!! Okay. Back to study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to imagine this massive cabbage-scented fart blasting out of her, scooting her down Rodeo Drive, Onyx card in one hand and ugly-as-sin Coach bag in the other. How funny.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I am going to imagine this massive cabbage-scented fart blasting out of her, scooting her down Rodeo Drive, Onyx card in one hand and ugly-as-sin Coach bag in the other. How funny.
LMAO! Now I'm gonna have THAT image stuck in my head when I see her! LOL!
You girls say the most outrageous things! Just crack me up every time I get 2 minutes to myself and get on the boards.
Okay: here's my take = babies cry, it's their job to let their parents know they aren't happy being out and about. Noises, lights, breezes, car seats, exhaust fumes can really bother them. Stores typically have hard surface floors that bounce sound and light around. I think Kal's just going to have to get used to it or stay home with a nanny....poor kid! Maybe she's doing some retail therapy for all her stress in life? And maybe I'm secretly Nic's real wife? Hey, it could happen.
Nic is working a ton and coming home to a crying baby is stressful no matter how much you love the kid. Maybe he's just out taking a breather? I love Starbucks Carmel Apple Cider and I'd be more than willing to share with him when we attack his scrumptious body.
Hey, I just want to lick the caramel and whipped cream off his chest.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I'm soooooo sorry it took me so long to get back to you on this. Sasha couldn't find the damn thing again until lastnight!
If you go to it click on the post comment. It will take you to another whole page and discussion. This person OBVIOUSLY didn't do their research. This story actually came out BEFORE they got married. And I don't remember seeing any boys on that boat. They looked like girls to me. But what do I know! I'm just a pipsqueek!
a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: ROTFLMAO! Where is this blog!? I'm soooooo sorry it took me so long to get back to you on this. Sasha couldn't find the damn thing again until lastnight! If you go to it click on the post comment. It will take you to another whole page and discussion. This person OBVIOUSLY didn't do their research. This story actually came out BEFORE they got married. And I don't remember seeing any boys on that boat. They looked like girls to me. But what do I know! I'm just a pipsqueek! http://jetiranger.tripod.com/BLOG/index.blog?entry_id=1240704
Ella, do you think this explains that pic that Nottooshy sent you?
HEY GIRLS I REALLY LOVE THAT KIND OF CONVERSATION !!!!! AND PLEASE STAY THE WAY YOU ARE ELLALOOFASPONGE .... SAME TO DAMARIS....PERFECT ...CHERIPITS....SINCLAIRE ....AND MYSELF KIMMY........ The E.D.C.P.S.K. Association US THE 6 PRIVATE NIC'S HONEST LOYAL SERVANTS AND LOVERS ... FOREVER NIC'S PRIVATE HAREM-- Edited by Kimmy at 10:49, 2006-02-04
LOL! Thanks Kimmy! I will! But what do the letters(E.D.C.P.S.K.)stand for?