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Damaris


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While putting together the family tree for the website, I found some pictures of extended family members.  Now, is it just me, or is there a LOT of good-looking men in his family?


Marc (brother)


  Chris (brother)


  Jason Schwartzman (cousin, son of Talia Shire)


  Robert Scwartzman (brother of Jason)


  Roman (cousin, son of Francis Ford)


  August (dad)


Those freaky hot Italian genes... most Italian men are at least somewhat good-looking (at least in my opinion).



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Your not alone D!

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Mmmmmm.... I do love me some Italian, and I'm not just talking about the food.  The men (for the most part) are sooooooooo handsome and rugged.  Yum.  An acquaintance of mine has visited Italy TWICE.  She spent a few weeks there each time.  I'm so envious of her.  I probably mentioned her here once before... she's the one who got to go virtually free because her boyfriend works for NASA and their yearly conferences are held in Rome.


I can just imagine the trouble I would get myself into in Italy... all those men and all that red wine (which has a rather heady effect on me, even in small doses).  Perhaps it's just as well that I've never gone.  I would probably get in some serious trouble my very first day there, maybe before I'd even left the airport.. 



-- Edited by Damaris at 21:58, 2006-01-28

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Damaris wrote:

Mmmmmm.... I do love me some Italian, and I'm not just talking about the food.  The men (for the most part) are sooooooooo handsome and rugged.  Yum.  An acquaintance of mine has visited Italy TWICE.  She spent a few weeks there each time.  I'm so envious of her.  I probably mentioned her here once before... she's the one who got to go virtually free because her boyfriend works for NASA and their yearly conferences are held in Rome. I can just imagine the trouble I would get myself into in Italy... all those men and all that red wine (which has a rather heady effect on me, even in small doses).  Perhaps it's just as well that I've never gone.  I would probably get in some serious trouble my very first day there, maybe before I'd even left the airport..  -- Edited by Damaris at 21:58, 2006-01-28
ROTFLMAO! I bet you would D!

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I'd be like that guy who's trapped at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris... the one who can't get back home because he lost his immigration papers and they won't grant him amnesty anywhere else.  Except, in my case, they would be under government authority to keep me locked away from the male population of the entire damn country... for their personal safety.


COP #1:  "What is this?  This woman, she is handcuffed in a cage?"


COP #2:  "The woman, she is very crazy for all the men and also wants wine."


COP #1:  "What?  She has eyes that are so innocent.  I shall unlock her..."


COP #2:   "ARRESTO, ARRESTO!" (runs for his life)



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Damaris wrote:

I'd be like that guy who's trapped at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris... the one who can't get back home because he lost his immigration papers and they won't grant him amnesty anywhere else.  Except, in my case, they would be under government authority to keep me locked away from the male population of the entire damn country... for their personal safety. COP #1:  "What is this?  This woman, she is handcuffed in a cage?" COP #2:  "The woman, she is very crazy for all the men and also wants wine." COP #1:  "What?  She has eyes that are so innocent.  I shall unlock her..." COP #2:   "ARRESTO, ARRESTO!" (runs for his life)
ROTFLMAO! Your too funny D!

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awwwwwww

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Nic looks so young there - too young to have a kid.  I know he wasn't but that makes me feel old.

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He looks FINE in that picture... a little wild, roughneck... those arms, those tight jeans.  Yum.  OK, I know I'm sick for saying this because that's supposed to be a cute father-and-son pic, but honestly... who among us can look at that picture and NOT imagine rolling around on the grass with him, those arms wrapped around you, feeling his body heat through that thin T-shirt... OMG, I need some male attention BAD.  Y'all, I am serious.

-- Edited by Damaris at 22:52, 2006-02-04

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Damaris wrote:

He looks FINE in that picture... a little wild, roughneck... those arms, those tight jeans.  Yum.  OK, I know I'm sick for saying this because that's supposed to be a cute father-and-son pic, but honestly... who among us can look at that picture and NOT imagine rolling around on the grass with him, those arms wrapped around you, feeling his body heat through that thin T-shirt... OMG, I need some male attention BAD.  Y'all, I am serious.-- Edited by Damaris at 22:52, 2006-02-04
See! I'm not the only one who can ruin an "Aw" moment by being perverted! LMAO!

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I feel I've elevated it past a God-given gift and sent it screaming straight into "intensely engaging hobby/lifestyle choice".

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Damaris wrote:

I feel I've elevated it past a God-given gift and sent it screaming straight into "intensely engaging hobby/lifestyle choice".
ROTFLMAO! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

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DAMN.  I just keep going back and looking at that picture.  Those shoulders.  Mmm-mmm-mmm.  There are very few men out there who have a build like his... very few.  Most of the men I see are shorter, or scrawny, or fat as all hell.  But Nic's body is made for sexual pleasure... every inch of it.

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didn't he learn to share?

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Obviously he did... he has a baby with Kimchi too.



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Damaris wrote:

DAMN.  I just keep going back and looking at that picture.  Those shoulders.  Mmm-mmm-mmm.  There are very few men out there who have a build like his... very few.  Most of the men I see are shorter, or scrawny, or fat as all hell.  But Nic's body is made for sexual pleasure... every inch of it.
I'll bet it is!

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Those broad shouders, those big hands, that tight ass attached to those long muscular legs... he was designed for pure pleasure.  And we won't even discuss his more obvious attributes.

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Some reason why not?  We always get around to discussing his greatest assests anyway.

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Damaris wrote:

And we won't even discuss his more obvious attributes.
Aw come on! LETS! It's a fairly new subject anyways since his "attributes" have only recently been making themselves know.

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Some reason why not?  We always get around to discussing his greatest assests anyway.
He can store his "assets" in my "safe deposit box" any time!

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Nice flat abs... I want to lick caramel sauce off his stomach.

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Damaris wrote:

Nice flat abs... I want to lick caramel sauce off his stomach.
I'll join you on that one. However I don't think we both can lick the same area(banging heads and what not) so I'll just take my tongue to his lower regions k?

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No problem.  We can swap later.

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Damaris wrote:

No problem.  We can swap later.
Alrighty then!

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Alright, Nic is 6' and there's 6 of us so we rotate each 12" per hour?

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There ya go!  Or we could each take 12" of him and all work on him at once.


I know which 12" I want!!!



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you only get that for 1 hour D and don't think we won't kick your skinny butt off the line

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We could do him assembly line style...

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Sinclaire wrote:

Alright, Nic is 6' and there's 6 of us so we rotate each 12" per hour?
How's that for irony!? But I thought he was 6'1" so that kind of leaves an inch. Who gets that?

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