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Damaris wrote:

Sorry, this one just isn't doing it for me.  The tie, especially, is just hideous.  Perhaps if he took off the tie and undid his shirt a bit... I don't know.
          You ****ing right D ...lol he hangs right now with the wrong person , the wrong people, and he dresses like a goof or she makes him dress like it !

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Damaris wrote: Sorry, this one just isn't doing it for me.  The tie, especially, is just hideous.  Perhaps if he took off the tie and undid his shirt a bit... I don't know.           You ****ing right D ...lol he hangs right now with the wrong person , the wrong people, and he dresses like a goof or she makes him dress like it !
I wish he'd go back to his leather.

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The ability to wear leather pants without being ridiculed is a precious gift that should never be wasted.  What the hell is he thinking?

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The ability to wear leather pants without being ridiculed is a precious gift that should never be wasted.  What the hell is he thinking?
Yeah I know. Not too many men can pull off that look, but he does quite well!

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It's a civic duty to wear clothes that you look good in, like leather, when other mere mortals cannot.  Some people shouldn't accessorize either.

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Yes, and Nic can get away with both because he's tall, well-built (well, before he became obsessed with snakes) and incredibly hot. 

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Damaris wrote:

Yes, and Nic can get away with both because he's tall, well-built (well, before he became obsessed with snakes) and incredibly hot. 
Even still, he's hot!

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In the pics of him in Venice in the boat doesn't his hair have an auburn tint to it? He looked so foxy then. And love that funky shirt with the red design!

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Damaris wrote: In the pics of him in Venice in the boat doesn't his hair have an auburn tint to it? He looked so foxy then. And love that funky shirt with the red design!
Yeah it does!

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OK, am I the only one that thinks this picture is a little scary?



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OK, am I the only one that thinks this picture is a little scary?
Why? I think he looks cute! He must be deep in thought or something.

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I love that jacket! Thanks for the reminder of the good old days D! Ya know, back when he...well, ya know.

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Damaris wrote: OK, am I the only one that thinks this picture is a little scary? Why? I think he looks cute! He must be deep in thought or something.

Well, YEAH, I mean, he's ALWAYS cute... but it's that "deer in the headlight" thing. 


Or maybe that's the look that means, "Ooh, look!  Boobies!".  LMAO.



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Damaris wrote: I love that jacket! Thanks for the reminder of the good old days D! Ya know, back when he...well, ya know.
Back when he dressed sexy?  Ooh, yeah... I'm totally feeling the orange snakeskin.  Boy howdy, those were the days.

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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: Damaris wrote: OK, am I the only one that thinks this picture is a little scary? Why? I think he looks cute! He must be deep in thought or something. Well, YEAH, I mean, he's ALWAYS cute... but it's that "deer in the headlight" thing.  Or maybe that's the look that means, "Ooh, look!  Boobies!".  LMAO.
I've seen that "deer in the headlights" look before too. Chances are, somebody asked him something he wasn't anticipating. Or it could be the "Ooh, look! Boobies!" expression! LOL!

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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: Damaris wrote: I love that jacket! Thanks for the reminder of the good old days D! Ya know, back when he...well, ya know. Back when he dressed sexy?  Ooh, yeah... I'm totally feeling the orange snakeskin.  Boy howdy, those were the days.
Yeah and when he did stuff like oh say EAT!

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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:

LMAO. I've seen that "deer in the headlights" look before too. Chances are, somebody asked him something he wasn't anticipating. Or it could be the "Ooh, look! Boobies!" expression! LOL!
I'm fairly certain Nic has seen more than his share of boobies... he's probably seen quite a few pairs that he really didn't want to.  I wonder how many women come up to him in clubs or wherever and flash their ****?  I bet it happens almost daily.

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Damaris wrote: a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: Damaris wrote: I love that jacket! Thanks for the reminder of the good old days D! Ya know, back when he...well, ya know. Back when he dressed sexy?  Ooh, yeah... I'm totally feeling the orange snakeskin.  Boy howdy, those were the days. Yeah and when he did stuff like oh say EAT!
LMAO.  Yeah, that was back when Nic was pro-carb.  Now, see, that's the way a man is SUPPOSED to look.  They're not supposed to have sunken cheeks, a scrawny chest and all that.  I want a man that looks like he could sit me on his lap and not worry about puncturing my side with his protruding ribcage.

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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: LMAO. I've seen that "deer in the headlights" look before too. Chances are, somebody asked him something he wasn't anticipating. Or it could be the "Ooh, look! Boobies!" expression! LOL! I'm fairly certain Nic has seen more than his share of boobies... he's probably seen quite a few pairs that he really didn't want to.  I wonder how many women come up to him in clubs or wherever and flash their ****?  I bet it happens almost daily.
I think he was flashed during the Matchstick Men pubicity stunt. Was it in Venice? Yeah I'm sure he does get flashed alot. Not if he were with me though. I wouldn't play that sh!t! Some b!tch comes up whippin her sh!t out him with me in tow, LOOK OUT! I'd punch those things back so far, she'd have to lift the back of her shirt to flash the next guy!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


I would think someone like him would be kind of desensitized to nudity.  Bummer for him, really.  Part of the thrill is the forbidden fruit, and if nothing is really forbidden or even hard to get, then where's the fun??



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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would think someone like him would be kind of desensitized to nudity.  Bummer for him, really.  Part of the thrill is the forbidden fruit, and if nothing is really forbidden or even hard to get, then where's the fun??
Yeah that would suck! Your right though, you do become "immune" to things you see day in a day out. I wonder how he deals with it??? I'd sure hate to think that his sex drive lacks because of a bunch of dumb b!tches that think they're showing him something special!

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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: Damaris wrote: a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: Damaris wrote: I love that jacket! Thanks for the reminder of the good old days D! Ya know, back when he...well, ya know. Back when he dressed sexy?  Ooh, yeah... I'm totally feeling the orange snakeskin.  Boy howdy, those were the days. Yeah and when he did stuff like oh say EAT! LMAO.  Yeah, that was back when Nic was pro-carb.  Now, see, that's the way a man is SUPPOSED to look.  They're not supposed to have sunken cheeks, a scrawny chest and all that.  I want a man that looks like he could sit me on his lap and not worry about puncturing my side with his protruding ribcage.
Yeah, damn that's a horrible thought!

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When you meet someone like him, the smart thing to do is to hold off showing him anything for as long as possible... don't dress like a slob, but don't reveal anything either.  Tease him... make him work for it.  Men like him are used to working for something of value and probably prefer it that way.  That way, when he DOES finally see you, it has a little more meaning, you know?


Wonder what he would think if he saw US naked?  LMAO.  I'm assuming it would depend on the circumstances.  Running down the street naked, chasing him in his car, would leave a lasting impression but maybe not the kind we'd like.



-- Edited by Damaris at 20:54, 2006-02-05

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When you meet someone like him, the smart thing to do is to hold off showing him anything for as long as possible... don't dress like a slob, but don't reveal anything either.  Tease him... make him work for it.  Men like him are used to working for something of value and probably prefer it that way.  That way, when he DOES finally see you, it has a little more meaning, you know? Wonder what he would think if he saw US naked?  LMAO.  I'm assuming it would depend on the circumstances.  Running down the street naked, chasing him in his car, would leave a lasting impression but maybe not the kind we'd like.-- Edited by Damaris at 20:54, 2006-02-05
ROTFLMAO! Definate impression indeed! LMAO! I hope everyone is fast too because he likes driving Ferraris!

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I would like to believe that seeing six naked women running at him would make him stop for a second - kind of a "I-can't-believe-what-I'm-seeing" reaction.  But then he'd come to his senses and take off.

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I would like to believe that seeing six naked women running at him would make him stop for a second - kind of a "I-can't-believe-what-I'm-seeing" reaction.  But then he'd come to his senses and take off.
I believe a second would be all we'd need. Don't you? He can't be all that fast!

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Well, you have to imagine that, in order to successfully escape :


1.) he'd get over the shock of seeing us naked (six pairs of naked boobies bouncing like crazy is enough to render any straight man helpless for at least 30 seconds or so),


2.)  fumble for his keys,


3.)  run over to his Ferrari,


4.)  unlock it (remote unlocking, of course),


5.)  climb in,


6.)  start the engine,


7.)  LOCK THE DOORS,


8.)  and take off. 


So I don't think he would have a fighting chance.



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Well, you have to imagine that, in order to successfully escape : 1.) he'd get over the shock of seeing us naked (six pairs of naked boobies bouncing like crazy is enough to render any straight man helpless for at least 30 seconds or so), 2.)  fumble for his keys, 3.)  run over to his Ferrari, 4.)  unlock it (remote unlocking, of course), 5.)  climb in, 6.)  start the engine, 7.)  LOCK THE DOORS, 8.)  and take off.  So I don't think he would have a fighting chance.

ROTFLMAO!


You forgot to add a double take. I'm sure he'd give us atleast that much!



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Well, I would certainly hope so.  If he didn't, I'd be insulted.

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