He needs to stop messing around with these little bitty girls and hook up with an Amazon... someone who can wrap her long legs around him and make him beg for buttermilk.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
LADIES.... OMFG I have concocted possibly the greatest drink ever!!
I went back to the liquor store today and got a travel-size bottle of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and a travel-size bottle of Bailey's Irish Creme. I mixed half of each with chocolate milk and poured it over ice (4 parts milk to 1 part each alcohol).
This is FANTASTIC. Sorry, but I couldn't wait for everyone to get here. I had to try this one right away. It's like a yummy chocolaty dessert.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
LADIES.... OMFG I have concocted possibly the greatest drink ever!! I went back to the liquor store today and got a travel-size bottle of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and a travel-size bottle of Bailey's Irish Creme. I mixed half of each with chocolate milk and poured it over ice (4 parts milk to 1 part each alcohol). This is FANTASTIC. Sorry, but I couldn't wait for everyone to get here. I had to try this one right away. It's like a yummy chocolaty dessert.
This is something you could drink all night and not feel a thing. I had two glasses of it and felt no effect at all.
I would also suggest licking it off someone, but haven't I mentioned licking enough times already?
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
This is something you could drink all night and not feel a thing. I had two glasses of it and felt no effect at all. I would also suggest licking it off someone, but haven't I mentioned licking enough times already?
Hmm? Maybe that's what's missing D. Maybe there would be some kind of chemical reaction when mixed with lust! SUPER BUZZARIFIC
Unfortunately, I won't be experiencing that firsthand anytime soon.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
That sounds awesome. Like something I might like. I like Black Russians. Wish I would have gotten some cream today. But I have 6 bottles of Champagne chilling and I will need to be opening one here in just a few more minutes
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That sounds awesome. Like something I might like. I like Black Russians. Wish I would have gotten some cream today. But I have 6 bottles of Champagne chilling and I will need to be opening one here in just a few more minutes
6 BOTTLES! Damn are you drinking one for each of us Cheri!? LOL!
Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiittttt.... in 17 days, some little redhead in Ft. Lauderdale is gonna be slapping on her spurs and applyin' a little WD-40 to her handcuffs.
"I got 6 bottles of champagne and a man that looks like Nicolas Cage. Y'all can tell Mother Nature to take those hurricanes and shove them straight up her ass!!"
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
His Mom called me tonite to say that they are afraid they won't get to see him for the first week.......lol. Yeah, when we come hobbling out of the cave!
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Well, I would do like they do in show business and say "break a leg", but I'm afraid in your case it might actually happen.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Did you drink too much last night, Kimmy? You were here earlier then disappeared.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!