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Damaris


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Here it is, fellow pervs... this is our target when we land in Las Vegas:



Hope you ladies are ready to explain yourselves when the security guards discover us rolling around on the floor with a big naked statue, doing unmentionable things to it.   Cheri, make sure to bring your fake pornstache and some adhesive... something that bonds to wax. 



-- Edited by Damaris at 19:56, 2005-12-23

-- Edited by Damaris at 19:57, 2005-12-23

-- Edited by Damaris at 19:58, 2005-12-23

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Damaris wrote:

Here it is, fellow pervs... this is our target when we land in Las Vegas: Hope you ladies are ready to explain yourselves when the security guards discover us rolling around on the floor with a big naked statue, doing unmentionable things to it.   Cheri, make sure to bring your fake pornstache and some adhesive... something that bonds to wax.  -- Edited by Damaris at 19:56, 2005-12-23 -- Edited by Damaris at 19:57, 2005-12-23 -- Edited by Damaris at 19:58, 2005-12-23
ROTFLAMO! Well one of us can keep the guards busy I suppose. We'll take Saint Suzanne for that!

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Funny you should say that. I actually went to a costume store with my daughter for Halloween and seen stache's there for sale. They had one exactly like Danny used to have that I thought of getting for him until he grows his back....lol.


<<<<<making note to self to get by there and buy that pornstache' for future enjoyment <EG>



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Cheripits wrote:

I actually went to a costume store with my daughter for Halloween and seen stache's there for sale. They had one actually like Danny used to have that I thought of getting for him until he grows his back....lol. <<<<<making note to self to get by there and buy that pornstache' for future enjoyment <EG>
Can I get the pornstache ride first????!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! You think he could do two at a time?! Maybe not. I would want all that tongue action all to myself!

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some how cold wax just can't replace hot flesh!!!!! (ya know what I mean?)...lol

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Ya know D...I just don't think this is gonna work because when we're all done that thing, all it will be is a lump of wax on the floor! LOL!

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We'll melt it with our overload of hot harlot lovin'.

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Damaris wrote:

We'll melt it with our overload of hot harlot lovin'.
LOL! That's what I'm guessing!

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I'm just thinking we'll be making the news for closing the museum off to have our way.

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A closer look at the statue in the Vegas museum.  Ew.



This statue, however, is from the museum in London.  It is very, VERY good.  I want to steal this one and take it home with me:



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Damaris wrote:

A closer look at the statue in the Vegas museum.  Ew. This statue, however, is from the museum in London.  It is very, VERY good.  I want to steal this one and take it home with me:
Ya know, that thing really weirds me out. I don't know why.

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It's that little voice inside you, telling you that it's wrong to be sexually aroused by an object made of wax and metal wire.


Don't worry, just sing really loud and drown it out.  It goes away eventually.



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Damaris wrote:

It's that little voice inside you, telling you that it's wrong to be sexually aroused by an object made of wax and metal wire. Don't worry, just sing really loud and drown it out.  It goes away eventually.
ROTFLMAO! Is that what it is!?  I'll take your word for it!

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Well we would DEFINATELY have to put a HUGE ASS rolled up pair of socks in his pants to make it look real!!!!

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I don't like the way they look.
And they do creep me out too. Somehow they just don't look right. It may be that shiny, waxy look....lol.

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he's so cool he gets 2 statues?  What an ego boost for him!

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Well we would DEFINATELY have to put a HUGE ASS rolled up pair of socks in his pants to make it look real!!!!
That's a shame that we even have to to that Ella. Whoever owns this place should be precise about the creations they put on display!

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Sinclaire wrote:

he's so cool he gets 2 statues?  What an ego boost for him!
I wonder if he donated the clothes for those things?

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or had copies bought/made by the designer?

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Well, I guess the cheese stands alone, because that second statue (in the beige shirt) is not creeping me out at ALL.  I'm thinking that it should... and the fact that is doesn't IS kind of creepy.

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Damaris wrote:

Well, I guess the cheese stands alone, because that second statue (in the beige shirt) is not creeping me out at ALL.  I'm thinking that it should... and the fact that is doesn't IS kind of creepy.
Did you notice how skinny the statue is!? I mean that guy standing next to it doesn't appear to be fat so WTF?

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Sinclaire wrote:

or had copies bought/made by the designer?
I guess there's no way of finding out either because if they were infact his, the owner would end up with a naked statue! LOL!

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CHECK IT OUT!!  OMG, OMG, OMG, CHECK IT OUT!!  SINCLAIRE MADE IT! 



This freakin' RULES!!!! 


I would have tried to stick my tongue down that sucka.  Way to use some restraint, Sinclaire!!!  Don't they look HOT together?  YEAH, BABY!!!



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Thats  so cool, I hope that Sinclaire is having a Great time in Las Vegas!

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OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!! I just can't wait to hear what she had to say about this. And Vegas. But I want to hear what she says about Nic's "dimensions". And she looks fabulous standing next to him. This is just too cool! Don't her eyes look a little glazed over (I wonder what's going on in her mind?)...lol

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OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!! I just can't wait to hear what she had to say about this. And Vegas. But I want to hear what she says about Nic's "dimensions". And she looks fabulous standing next to him. This is just too cool! Don't her eyes look a little glazed over (I wonder what's going on in her mind?)...lol

"How quickly can I rip these clothes off and tackle it to the ground before someone sees me?"

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While I think this representation of Nic could have been better (I prefer the one in London in the beige shirt, shown above), I will say this:  it gives you a pretty good visual of how they would look together.  I think they're a great "couple", LOL.


Oh, and this is the visual I totally have in mind every time I write a new chapter of "Castor".  The statue looks very Castor-ish here.



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I just wish his hair wasn't so slicked back. But they make a great looking couple. And see how much taller he is then her, and you guys are tall! Friggin' "A" only comes up to his elbow....lol. I think Nic looks fabulous with a "real woman" by his side. You go "Miss Thang"!!! I still can't wait to talk to her!

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I just love this picture.  It's so adorable.  I'm trying to imagine me standing there instead... we both have blonde hair and glasses, so if I take off mine I can sort of imagine... LOL.

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ick!  those things creep me out

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