The Meow-Meow Thread (All Catty Comments Go Here)

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

The Meow-Meow Thread (All Catty Comments Go Here)

Cheripits · Moderator

You notice that she pretty much lives in black and white, or just black. And she always carries a large purse. I've always wondered what all she needs to carry.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Well, there's those brass knuckles she wears when other chicks flirt with her man. She puts them right next to her nail polish and her hairbrush.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

(Must....fight....temptation......to write.....negative..things.....about Alice....Can't....do it..)

Maybeit'swhereshekeepstheball&chain,rightnexttoallthemoney!

Phew! Now that felt good! LOL!

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Anyone ever hear this before. I love this song.

Kanye West f/ Jamie Foxx
Late Registration
Gold Digger

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to f*ck wit Usher
I dont care what none of ya'll say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head
(lemme hear that back)

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

LMAO. I love that song. And Sinclaire made up some nicely appropriate lyrics to that song that seem to work.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

LMAO. I love that song. And Sinclaire made up some nicely appropriate lyrics to that song that seem to work.

Oooh! Can you send them to me?

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I don't know if I have them anymore, but I'm sure Sinclaire would be happy to comply. I'll see if she's got 'em.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

I don't know if I have them anymore, but I'm sure Sinclaire would be happy to comply. I'll see if she's got 'em.

Thanks D!

Sinclaire · Moderator

I can't remember them, but I'll put my creative hat back on and see. But I do laugh every time that song comes on now.

Sinclaire · Moderator

looks to me like "Hey honey, I'm over here. I drove you here." vs. "I am too good even for this car. Who can see me?"

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Sinclaire wrote:

I can't remember them, but I'll put my creative hat back on and see. But I do laugh every time that song comes on now.

Thanks Sinclaire!

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Sinclaire wrote:

looks to me like "Hey honey, I'm over here. I drove you here." vs. "I am too good even for this car. Who can see me?"

LOL! Those would make good captions for that one!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Hey, I've got an idea for a new thread!

One person starts by posting a Nic pic. The next person posts a funny caption to it, then posts a pic of their own, and so forth. What do you think? The only problem would be with more than one person posting at the same time. Unless we take turns... I don't know. I might work something out for the website where I post a pic every month and people offer funny captions for it.

-- Edited by Damaris at 15:39, 2005-12-23

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Hey, I've got an idea for a new thread! One person starts by posting a Nic pic. The next person posts a funny caption to it, then posts a pic of their own, and so forth. What do you think? The only problem would be with more than one person posting at the same time. Unless we take turns... I don't know. I might work something out for the website where I post a pic every month and people offer funny captions for it.-- Edited by Damaris at 15:39, 2005-12-23

That sounds like a good idea D. We'll have to work it out though so everyone knows who's turn it is.

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Damaris wrote:

HELLO, could she not have found a nicer outfit than THIS?? Not flattering... and what's with the ass-ugly bag she's carrying?

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You KNOW this is killing me!!!!! I may just have to abandone good old Daddy's wishes and go for the gold here!!! You KNOW how much I hate this self-imposed, self-absorbed, money-grubbing, gold-digging, flesh-eating, not-what-she-seems BITCH! I am DYING over here!!! I'm so glad she hasn't been around town lately EXCEPT for about two weeks ago. I believe I smelled her around town with some family members but no Nic in site. Wonder if he's still in NY filming? And she didn't have the baby with her either. I can usually tell it's her by these BORING clothes she wears in B & W or Pink like a little baby girl. And you know when I first met her she was wearing a fanny pack. Now she carries a SUITCASE for a purse! Must be all those credit cards and tissue she needs to wipe the BROWN off her nose!!!!!!!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

RRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWRRRRR!!! MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWRRRRRR!!

Go for it, Ella! LMAO.

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:

18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

I LOVE this song! And I LOVE this line. I hope Nic hears this song and thinks TWICE. Scary thought ladies. What if the kid isn't his?! What if it's his personal assistant or someone he sees on a regular basis?

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Well, if Kal-El has his beautiful blue eyes, then it's a sure bet it's his

Kimmy · Moderator

ellaloofasponge wrote:

a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his I LOVE this song! And I LOVE this line. I hope Nic hears this song and thinks TWICE. Scary thought ladies. What if the kid isn't his?! What if it's his personal assistant or someone he sees on a regular basis?

Ohh ...PATERNITY TEST ...GO GO GO Nic !

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

ellaloofasponge wrote:

a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his I LOVE this song! And I LOVE this line. I hope Nic hears this song and thinks TWICE. Scary thought ladies. What if the kid isn't his?! What if it's his personal assistant or someone he sees on a regular basis?

That would be ****ed-up!

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

ellaloofasponge wrote:

Damaris wrote: HELLO, could she not have found a nicer outfit than THIS?? Not flattering... and what's with the ass-ugly bag she's carrying? AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You KNOW this is killing me!!!!! I may just have to abandone good old Daddy's wishes and go for the gold here!!! You KNOW how much I hate this self-imposed, self-absorbed, money-grubbing, gold-digging, flesh-eating, not-what-she-seems BITCH! I am DYING over here!!! I'm so glad she hasn't been around town lately EXCEPT for about two weeks ago. I believe I smelled her around town with some family members but no Nic in site. Wonder if he's still in NY filming? And she didn't have the baby with her either. I can usually tell it's her by these BORING clothes she wears in B & W or Pink like a little baby girl. And you know when I first met her she was wearing a fanny pack. Now she carries a SUITCASE for a purse! Must be all those credit cards and tissue she needs to wipe the BROWN off her nose!!!!!!!

Get down Ella! LOL!

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Well, if Kal-El has his beautiful blue eyes, then it's a sure bet it's his

Hopefully D! I would hope that no one would ever pull that **** on him. He sure does seem to love kids.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Yes, he seems to adore them. He needs a little princess to spoil now.

I couldn't imagine any woman doing that to him... he seems so sincere and earnest in his relationships.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Yes, he seems to adore them. He needs a little princess to spoil now. I couldn't imagine any woman doing that to him... he seems so sincere and earnest in his relationships.

Money talks though unfortunately.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Now, see, I could care less about a man's money. If I'm to want him for anything (besides his love) it would be for something in his pants... but certainly not his wallet. LOL.

But love is the number 1 most important thing. Everything else is just gravy.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Now, see, I could care less about a man's money. If I'm to want him for anything (besides his love) it would be for something in his pants... but certainly not his wallet. LOL. But love is the number 1 most important thing. Everything else is just gravy.

Amen to that D! What the **** is it with all these women that make how much money a man has their first priority!!?? When you die you can't take any of it with you anyways! But you can take your love for someone & the memories you share with you.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I have had opportunities to date wealthy men, but turned them down because they didn't care for me as a person and as a woman. All they wanted is some chick half their age to parade around with at parties. A guy like that would trade a woman in for a younger model if given a chance, and of course any woman who only wanted him for his money anyway wouldn't care.

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

I have had opportunities to date wealthy men, but turned them down because they didn't care for me as a person and as a woman. All they wanted is some chick half their age to parade around with at parties. A guy like that would trade a woman in for a younger model if given a chance, and of course any woman who only wanted him for his money anyway wouldn't care.

That is so true & so discusting D!! Thank god I never found myself in a situation like that! I honestly don't think I would date a guy with money. I like doing my own thing & providing for my own. I certainly wouldn't give that up & have to depend on someone else!

Kimmy · Moderator

It's obvious that Kimshi is certainly NOT in love with Nic....I remember someone said in a post that she was not interested at all in Nic ....she had his phone number...she did not call him ...only when she heard who he was and how rich he was !