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I will someday !!

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I really have to view that film
Yes Kimmy you HAVE to. But ONLY get the UNEDITED, UNRATED version. It's not worth it to watch the normal one. Go for the UNRATED! You'll see so much ass and hip thrusting your head will spin!!!!

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I wonder if that's what he's like in real life?

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Naw Trace, that was just some real good "acting". Like hell, that's probably him just being shy and reserved!!!!!!...lol

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(whimpers in fear at the thought of him being even MORE enthusiastic than he was in that movie).  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnggggg.... a girl could pull a groin muscle caught in the middle of action like that.



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Yeah but she'd be laying up some where recovering with a big ol' **** eating grin on her face too!!! (wish it were me) He can pull my "muscle" anytime!!!!!!

-- Edited by Cheripits at 16:28, 2006-01-04

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Damaris wrote:

(whimpers in fear at the thought of him being even MORE enthusiastic than he was in that movie).  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnggggg.... a girl could pull a groin muscle caught in the middle of action like that.
Yeah or if he's equipped as wildly believed, he could drive your cervix through the top of your head!

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ellaloofasponge wrote:

Kimmy wrote: I really have to view that film Yes Kimmy you HAVE to. But ONLY get the UNEDITED, UNRATED version. It's not worth it to watch the normal one. Go for the UNRATED! You'll see so much ass and hip thrusting your head will spin!!!!

          Hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol where you can find the UNRATED version Ella ?....If it was that HOT I am sure they were ****ing for real though ...hahaha because if Nic have a 9" cock ...don't tell me he had no  hard on ...



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I got the unrated version on ebay. Hot enough for ya?

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I like that third pic, where he's looking at her like, "Scream for me!  Scream my name!!". 

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I like that third pic, where he's looking at her like, "Scream for me!  Scream my name!!". 
Oh **** I LOVED when he said that ****! I was screaming his name too!!! JOHNNY! JOHNNY!!!!

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It must be quite surreal to see Nicolas Cage in this movie, and then actually see him in real life.  You're seeing him walking down the street, or in a restaurant, and all you can think is, "I saw you butt ass naked in 'Zandalee'". 

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Damaris wrote:

It must be quite surreal to see Nicolas Cage in this movie, and then actually see him in real life.  You're seeing him walking down the street, or in a restaurant, and all you can think is, "I saw you butt ass naked in 'Zandalee'". 
You got it! I also look at his hips and wonder DAMN CAN THEY REALLY MOVE THAT GOOD???!!! On a lighter note he's much better looking in person. So sexy and sweet all rolled into on. I make an ass of myself whenever I spot him. I'm pretty sure he thinks 'Damn. It's that freak again!' I actually fell over a display when he came in oneday to a store I used to work at. I don't know if he saw but I was so embarrassed!

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(jaw drops on floor)


He's BETTER-LOOKING in person??? 


HOLY SHIT!  I didn't think that would be possible.  I get 57 varieties of excited just looking at him in movies and pictures!  You have no idea... he's my ultimate fantasy man.  His body, his eyes, his smile, even his receding hairline (that sounds stupid, but I think it's hot... no clue why) does it for me.  And that voice... yummmmmmm.....



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LOL! I had to double check to make sure I wasn't in the naughty forum! Now how did this get here! LMAO!

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even his receding hairline (that sounds stupid, but I think it's hot... no clue why)
Because it's freaking hot!!!! I love bald or balding men! Especially when they don't care what others think about it either!!!

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Maybe that's what it is, Ella.  It's like, when a man is losing his hair and just goes natural, it's the ultimate sign of confidence.  The guy is saying, "This is who I am, and I'm not ashamed.".  That rocks.  See, that's what puzzles me about Nic.  He's obviously not lacking much confidence if he's OK with going natural instead of using hair plugs and toupees.  I hate those nasty things.  I know they are used in his movies, but that's because of the characters he plays.


 



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Maybe that's what it is, Ella.  It's like, when a man is losing his hair and just goes natural, it's the ultimate sign of confidence.  The guy is saying, "This is who I am, and I'm not ashamed.".  That rocks.  See, that's what puzzles me about Nic.  He's obviously not lacking much confidence if he's OK with going natural instead of using hair plugs and toupees.  I hate those nasty things.  I know they are used in his movies, but that's because of the characters he plays.  
He seems to be wearing hats an awful lot though lately.

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That's because he heard there's this whack chick in Oklahoma City that wants to tie him down and lick his hairline.  Gotta be prepared at all times.



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That's because he heard there's this whack chick in Oklahoma City that wants to tie him down and lick his hairline.  Gotta be prepared at all times.
ROTFLMAO! I was wondering if maybe that was it D! LOL!

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Damn, the last thing I needed to know was that he looked better in person! I can hardly take him in pics or films. I feel just like "D" and what she said. I love the way he looks and talks and the whole 9 yards.


I'm sure I would be a total fool if I were to see him somewhere. I'm a clutz naturally. I would fall or trip or walk through a glass door, something stupid like that if I seen him coming my way.....lol. 



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Cheripits wrote:

and the whole 9 yards. 
Don't you mean inches!?

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Damn, the last thing I needed to know was that he looked better in person! I can hardly take him in pics or films. I feel just like "D" and what she said. I love the way he looks and talks and the whole 9 yards. I'm sure I would be a total fool if I were to see him somewhere. I'm a clutz naturally. I would fall or trip or walk through a glass door, something stupid like that if I seen him coming my way.....lol. 
I would just stand there and openly gawk... probably drool all over myself too.  That would be poetry in motion... to see that sweet red Lamborghini pull up alongside the road and watch those long, lanky, leather-clad legs swing out.  Rowr.

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Cheripits wrote: Damn, the last thing I needed to know was that he looked better in person! I can hardly take him in pics or films. I feel just like "D" and what she said. I love the way he looks and talks and the whole 9 yards. I'm sure I would be a total fool if I were to see him somewhere. I'm a clutz naturally. I would fall or trip or walk through a glass door, something stupid like that if I seen him coming my way.....lol.  I would just stand there and openly gawk... probably drool all over myself too.  That would be poetry in motion... to see that sweet red Lamborghini pull up alongside the road and watch those long, lanky, leather-clad legs swing out.  Rowr.
Nah, I'm with Cheri D! Right smack into a door or something! Maybe him! Which wouldn't be so bad then!

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I would just stare with my mouth open and drool dripping, then the knees would give out, and the doo-dah would sing very loudly.

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Yeah....lmao....I can just see us gals out there and run into him and the "choir" begins to sing!!!!!.....lol

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We'd have a chorus of doo-dahs singing... with a 12-piece orchestra and backup dancers on the side.

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ROTFLMAO!

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*butt* I mean *bump*


How'd I get in here!?



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