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Damaris


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17 lbs. of certified smack-off material.


Oops, did I say that out loud?



-- Edited by Damaris at 20:56, 2005-12-07

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lol.....we are sooooooo bad. But still, I would love to ride that boy like the pony my Daddy never bought me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww.....lol.

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That needed to be said, Cheri, and I'm so proud of you for saying it. 


Almost brough a tear to my eye, I'm so emotional...



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Damaris wrote:

17 lbs. of certified smack-off material. Oops, did I say that out loud?-- Edited by Damaris at 20:56, 2005-12-07
Damn! That would be one hell of a ride! LOL!

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Here's a little somethin'-somethin' to add to the ambience (not office friendly, but quite fitting).  You will need to open another Internet connection to play this and enjoy pics at the same time, but it's well worth it!!

Bow-Chikka-Bow-Bow...



-- Edited by Damaris at 16:51, 2005-12-17

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Damaris wrote:

Here's a little somethin'-somethin' to add to the ambience (not office friendly, but quite fitting).  You will need to open another Internet connection to play this and enjoy pics at the same time, but it's well worth it!!Bow-Chikka-Bow-Bow... -- Edited by Damaris at 18:55, 2005-12-09
LOL! Maybe you should add the music to the site too! hahaha I couldn't see any pics though. I clicked the link & it went right to windows media player & me being the computer challenged idiot I can be, had no idea what to do about it.

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There's no pic... it's just bad ass remixed porn music.  What do you think?  I'm working on the site right now, and getting a script that plays MIDI and .WAV files when you access the site.  I would like to have random .WAV files of Nic saying different naughty things (our favorite lines from "Face/Off", "The Family Man", "Zandalee", etc.).  Not sure if I can set up to do it randomly or not... we'll have to see.



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OH NOOOOOOOOO..... there is no way I could EVER play this song on the website.  The music itself rocks... very slick, cheesy, funky.  But those, erm, sound effects.  Oooooooh nooooooo.... LMAO.


Could you imagine one of Nic's PR nazis finding this site and clicking on it, then hearing that playing at full volume over the speakers?  Classic!!



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Damaris wrote:

OH NOOOOOOOOO..... there is no way I could EVER play this song on the website.  The music itself rocks... very slick, cheesy, funky.  But those, erm, sound effects.  Oooooooh nooooooo.... LMAO. Could you imagine one of Nic's PR nazis finding this site and clicking on it, then hearing that playing at full volume over the speakers?  Classic!!
ROTFLMAO! That would be funny!

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Damaris wrote:

There's no pic... it's just bad ass remixed porn music.  What do you think?  I'm working on the site right now, and getting a script that plays MIDI and .WAV files when you access the site.  I would like to have random .WAV files of Nic saying different naughty things (our favorite lines from "Face/Off", "The Family Man", "Zandalee", etc.).  Not sure if I can set up to do it randomly or not... we'll have to see.
O.k. I thought there was. The music is cool, but the sound effects are something else! LOL! I'm gonna go check the site now. It will be nice when it's done.

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You might want to wait a couple of minutes... I'm about to upload the new photos sheet.


Sorry, got carried away staring at some Nic pics.  I'm so pathetic.



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Damaris wrote:

You might want to wait a couple of minutes... I'm about to upload the new photos sheet. Sorry, got carried away staring at some Nic pics.  I'm so pathetic.
Oh you don't have to apologize D! I know!  LOL!

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I have the usual "love guys in uniform" thing too, but this is a no go for me.  Way too thin!  Or maybe I'm just too fat.  I'd be scared of breaking him and that's not sexy.  Sorry Cheri, this movie can't get over fast enough to kill that muff on his lip and put on some healthy weight.  I think he needs some good midwest cooking!  And maybe some workouts.  Well, gosh darn, I guess he can stay with me. 

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We'll have joint custody... or maybe if you have him come over to your house sometime in March, I'll pay y'all a little visit.  Yee-haw!!  We'll have that California cowboy crying for buttermilk.

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Damaris wrote:

We'll have that California cowboy crying for buttermilk.
Don't give him too much though! What with all that "churning", he have a stomache full of butter in no time!

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O.k., I know this one is here already, but this one is biggerer!


 




-- Edited by a_perfect_circle1678 at 00:51, 2005-12-19

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