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Damaris wrote:

Thanks.  I'm working on YOUR story right now.  What better way to spend Christmas Eve than writing salacious Nic fantasies?
Lucky you! I'm stuck burning I mean baking cookies!

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Merry Christmas to me! LOL! I just got done reading Dusk at the Temple of Min! Thanks D! It's SO AWESOME!

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(bats eyes innocently)


Do you reeeeeeaaaaaaaally like it?  I'm writing it just for you!!



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Damaris wrote:

(bats eyes innocently) Do you reeeeeeaaaaaaaally like it?  I'm writing it just for you!!
Reeeeaaaaally I do! LOL! I can't wait for more! I also like how you based this around the god Min. He was a facinating god wasn't he!? LOL! I so badly want to add him to my collection, but he's hard to find. I did find one once online, but it was VERY expensive! I'm not sure if I want to pay that much money & have one of the kids break off his member, which you know will be the first thing that would be easily broken!

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I confess, I had to do a bit of research online to discover Min.  I knew about Hathor, and if I didn't find out about Min the story would have taken a much different turn.  But as it stands, I am happy to have found Min and his massive member.


LMAO.


 



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Damaris wrote:

I confess, I had to do a bit of research online to discover Min.  I knew about Hathor, and if I didn't find out about Min the story would have taken a much different turn.  But as it stands, I am happy to have found Min and his massive member. LMAO.  

Yeah most people would look at you like you like "what?" if you mention about the Min god. He's really not that popular. Not as much as Hathor, Anubis, Isis, or Osiris. But once you've learned of him, you'll never forget that's for sure! LOL!


Do you do much research for your stories D? I've always wanted to ask you that since I read "Snowblind"



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I try to make my stories as realistic as possible in the details.  I'm sure some of the things I throw in are completely off-base, but when I mention real places, I look at maps and read stuff on the Internet to get an idea of what it might be like there and what a person could expect to find.


As for language (Italian), Babelfish is my best friend.  I would think of something I wanted a character to say, then put it in Babelfish and let it translate it for me. 



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Damaris wrote:

I try to make my stories as realistic as possible in the details.  I'm sure some of the things I throw in are completely off-base, but when I mention real places, I look at maps and read stuff on the Internet to get an idea of what it might be like there and what a person could expect to find. As for language (Italian), Babelfish is my best friend.  I would think of something I wanted a character to say, then put it in Babelfish and let it translate it for me. 
That was another thing I wondered. I just figured maybe you knew the language some. Took it in high school or something. I really love that story! Have you worked on making it longer? I really do think that would be the one to help get your foot in the door. Women love stories like that.

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I'm playing around with a couple of ideas, but it would be a matter of keeping up the momentum.  I want to maintain the "freak streak".

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Damaris wrote:

I'm playing around with a couple of ideas, but it would be a matter of keeping up the momentum.  I want to maintain the "freak streak".
Freak it up D! LOL!

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DAMN! A double treat! Thanks D! Castor Troy is REALLY getting good. And Dave's Farewell seems interesting. Can I ask what inspired that one?

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PERFECT CIRCLE!!  Ya drunk yet?  LMAO.


Well, I have to say I was just inspired by the character in general.  OK, actually, I had a dream about this last week.  The whole damn story played out in a dream.  It was really freaky and graphic.



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PERFECT CIRCLE!!  Ya drunk yet?  LMAO. Well, I have to say I was just inspired by the character in general.  OK, actually, I had a dream about this last week.  The whole damn story played out in a dream.  It was really freaky and graphic.
No unfortunately I haven't even started.


A dream huh? Oh boy this is gonna be real good! So when a chapter two? Is it gonna be smutty?



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So I'm assuming you're in a different time zone over there in Pennsylvania?  What time is is right now where you are?  It 's 9:43 PM here in Oklahoma City.

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A dream huh? Oh boy this is gonna be real good! So when a chapter two? Is it gonna be smutty?

BIG TIME.  Isn't it ALWAYS smutty?  LOLOLOL. 


At the moment, I'm working on chapter 2 of "Temple of Min".  Aren't I a productive little beaver?


 



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Damaris wrote:

So I'm assuming you're in a different time zone over there in Pennsylvania?  What time is is right now where you are?  It 's 9:43 PM here in Oklahoma City.
Yeah it's about an hour ahead of you. It's now 10:53 here & not even so much as a buzzy wuzzy happening!

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm not feeling a buzz either.  I think I ate too much    The drinks taste good, but no buzz.

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Damaris wrote:

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not feeling a buzz either.  I think I ate too much    The drinks taste good, but no buzz.
That's a bummer! Hey I wonder where Kimmy is. Surely she's buzzed. Hell one of us has to get drunk tonight!

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She was here earlier... but I think she was sober too.  So it looks like Cheri and Sinclaire won't be making it either.  This is turning out to be not quite what I'd hoped.  Oh, well.  At least we can share wanton, depraved confessions with each other.



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Damaris wrote:

She was here earlier... but I think she was sober too.  So it looks like Cheri and Sinclaire won't be making it either.  This is turning out to be not quite what I'd hoped.  Oh, well.  At least we can share wanton, depraved confessions with each other.
Yeah what a bust this was. But hey atleast we can still be perverted. Don't have to be drunk to do that hey? LOL!

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This is true, and Cheri just showed up so things will get better.


OK, you've seen "The Weather Man", right?  Didn't you think his ex-wife, Noreen, was a first-chair CUNT?  OMG, especially the way she ripped him down for his hair, his arms, etc.  "Do you want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm, Dave?".  He did nothing to deserve that treatment.


If it had been real life, I would have given him a big hug.  "That's OK, baby... here, lemme show you something...". 



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This is true, and Cheri just showed up so things will get better. OK, you've seen "The Weather Man", right?  Didn't you think his ex-wife, Noreen, was a first-chair CUNT?  OMG, especially the way she ripped him down for his hair, his arms, etc.  "Do you want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm, Dave?".  He did nothing to deserve that treatment. If it had been real life, I would have given him a big hug.  "That's OK, baby... here, lemme show you something...". 
I didn't see it yet! But yeah she sounds like a real ****! Damn now I can't wait to see this.

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Oh yeah, you have to see this movie to see what I mean.  She just absolutely HATES him, for no real reason at all except that she's an insufferable bitch.


I wouldn't mind being married to someone like him... especially when you hear him reveal something during the movie about himself... it's one of the funniest scenes EVER but I don't want to spoil it for you....


Unless you really want me to....



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Oh yeah, you have to see this movie to see what I mean.  She just absolutely HATES him, for no real reason at all except that she's an insufferable bitch. I wouldn't mind being married to someone like him... especially when you hear him reveal something during the movie about himself... it's one of the funniest scenes EVER but I don't want to spoil it for you.... Unless you really want me to....
SPILL IT, I mean SPOIL IT!

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OK, here goes.... but first, a warning to others:


*SPOILER ALERT!  SPOILER ALERT!  IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN "THE WEATHER MAN" AND DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THE MOVIE TO BE EXPLAINED TO YOU, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING POST*


OK, so there's this scene where he's looking back on his marriage and trying to figure out what he could have done to keep it together, and he has a flashback to when she sent him to the store to buy tartar sauce.


So he's walking to the store and it's FREEZING outside... and he's standing at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change, and there's this young woman (maybe 18-19, looks Hispanic or mixed race) standing in front of him in tight cordouroy pants... sort of a J-Lo butt on her.  He's kind of staring off into space and then he happens to look down at her butt and he starts thinking to himself....


Man, I'd like to stick my face in that... right in the middle of that....


and then his mind wanders to baseball games and other things, then he looks back at her ass and thinks to himself....


I like eating pussy... most guys don't.  Or maybe they do and it's just the black guys who don't.


The whole movie had some very funny moments, but this was in the top 3.  The whole time he is standing at the stoplight he's having these weird, unrelated rapid-fire thoughts about Spanish omelettes, World Series scores, eating pussy and wishing he had two dicks.  A real insight into how many men actually think.



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HOLY SHIT! When is this getting released again!? I want to see it so bad! It didn't last long enough around here in the theaters.

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It's being released on DVD sometime this next month.


I dunno about you, but I wouldn't have a problem with being married to an otherwise good guy who liked going down.  Fuck the tartar sauce, just do that thing with your tongue again.  LMAO.



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Damaris wrote:

It's being released on DVD sometime this next month. I dunno about you, but I wouldn't have a problem with being married to an otherwise good guy who liked going down.  Fuck the tartar sauce, just do that thing with your tongue again.  LMAO.

Actually that could come as kind of an advantage D! It would be something like this...


"You forgot the ****ing tarter sauce!?" "Well you had better think of a way to make up for this and fast!"



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(cues cheesy 70's porn music)


"That's OK, we'll make some tartar sauce of our own...."


wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka....



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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote: A dream huh? Oh boy this is gonna be real good! So when a chapter two? Is it gonna be smutty? BIG TIME.  Isn't it ALWAYS smutty?  LOLOLOL.  At the moment, I'm working on chapter 2 of "Temple of Min".  Aren't I a productive little beaver?  

I knew you wouldn't dissapoint your fellow perv!


And now you got me all rev'd up for chapter 2 of Temple!



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