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a_perfect_circle1678 · a_perfect_circle1678

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn th...

a_perfect_circle1678 · a_perfect_circle1678

THERE IS A FACTORY IN NORTHERN MINNESOTA WHICH MAKES THE "TICKLE ME ELMO TOYS." THE TOY LAUGHS WHEN YOU TICKLE IT UNDER THE ARM. WELL, LENA IS HIRED AT THE "TICKLE ME ELMO" FACTORY AND SHE REPORTS FOR HER FIRST DAY PROMPTLY AT 0800.THE NEXT DAY AT 0845 THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE PERSONN...

a_perfect_circle1678 · a_perfect_circle1678

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, its cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why dont we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. Its more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawle...

Damaris · Damaris

You pervs need to get up a lot earlier in the morning if you want to keep up with ME. I've been movin' around since 5 am. Already got a lot of the pics here on my Photobucket site, neatly categorized by origination of pic/fetish (fetish takes top priority) and subcategorize...

a_perfect_circle1678 · a_perfect_circle1678

Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar &...

Damaris · Damaris

Have you ever reached a point on the Internet where you realize you've gone too far? Not office friendly.Hedgehogs

Damaris · Damaris

This is cute. Disregard the message that says "don't click on play until loaded". It will show "loading" forever... just click on it after a couple of minutes and enjoy. ****** -- Edited by Damaris at 22:57, 2005-12-02

Damaris · Damaris

This video can't possibly be real... no way.... adult content.Hmmm... I smell something....

Damaris · Damaris

I know at times medical terminology can be a bit confusing, especially with regards to our own bodies. Perhaps this video will help clarify things. Not terribly office-friendly Gotta love Ebaum's World!!

Kimmy · Kimmy

Ella you are around and see Nic quite often .... Could you tell me if he still lives on Copa De Oro Rd ????

a_perfect_circle1678 · a_perfect_circle1678

Let me know so I know if I got the settings right this time.

Damaris · Damaris

I was thinking that, just in case some of us get to go to L.A., it might not hurt for us to have our act together in case we run into... someone special. That being said, here's a few guidelines you ought to keep in mind if you want to stalk with success: 1.) Seek out “enablers” who share your o...

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	A Christmas Poem (Preview) 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn th...	a_perfect_circle1678	2	226	Dec 11, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	Elmo (Preview) THERE IS A FACTORY IN NORTHERN MINNESOTA WHICH MAKES THE "TICKLE ME ELMO TOYS." THE TOY LAUGHS WHEN YOU TICKLE IT UNDER THE ARM. WELL, LENA IS HIRED AT THE "TICKLE ME ELMO" FACTORY AND SHE REPORTS FOR HER FIRST DAY PROMPTLY AT 0800.THE NEXT DAY AT 0845 THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE PERSONN...	a_perfect_circle1678	2	276	Dec 11, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	60 things NOT to say to a naked man (Preview) 1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, its cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why dont we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. Its more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawle...	a_perfect_circle1678	0	199	Dec 11, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	lmao (Preview) You pervs need to get up a lot earlier in the morning if you want to keep up with ME. I've been movin' around since 5 am. Already got a lot of the pics here on my Photobucket site, neatly categorized by origination of pic/fetish (fetish takes top priority) and subcategorize...	Damaris	3	239	Dec 10, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	Christmas Cookie Recipe (Preview) Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar &...	a_perfect_circle1678	2	261	Dec 7, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	Potty-mouthed hedgehogs (Preview) Have you ever reached a point on the Internet where you realize you've gone too far? Not office friendly.Hedgehogs	Damaris	4	272	Dec 2, 2005 by Damaris
	The F Word (Preview) This is cute. Disregard the message that says "don't click on play until loaded". It will show "loading" forever... just click on it after a couple of minutes and enjoy. ****** -- Edited by Damaris at 22:57, 2005-12-02	Damaris	1	230	Dec 2, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	The first sign that maybe you're working for the wrong company... (Preview) This video can't possibly be real... no way.... adult content.Hmmm... I smell something....	Damaris	3	245	Dec 2, 2005 by Damaris
	Proper words.... (Preview) I know at times medical terminology can be a bit confusing, especially with regards to our own bodies. Perhaps this video will help clarify things. Not terribly office-friendly Gotta love Ebaum's World!!	Damaris	2	232	Nov 30, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	IS NIC STILL TO.... (Preview) Ella you are around and see Nic quite often .... Could you tell me if he still lives on Copa De Oro Rd ????	Kimmy	3	244	Nov 30, 2005 by ellaloofasponge
	Can our members access the members only part of the forum? (Preview) Let me know so I know if I got the settings right this time.	a_perfect_circle1678	4	206	Nov 29, 2005 by a_perfect_circle1678
	How To Be A Really Good Celebrity Stalker (Preview) I was thinking that, just in case some of us get to go to L.A., it might not hurt for us to have our act together in case we run into... someone special. That being said, here's a few guidelines you ought to keep in mind if you want to stalk with success: 1.) Seek out “enablers” who share your o...	Damaris	4	251	Nov 29, 2005 by Damaris
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