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Oh my god! I forgot to tell you guys!!!! Ursula Auburn came in to my store Tuesday night!!!! She was picking up some new lingerie and a couple of new tops. I got to wait on her!!!!!!! And I asked her the ULTIMATE question:  So how big is Nic's dick? 


She just smiled very BIG and said about 10 inches long and VERY thick. (Not sure if that meant he isn't circumsized or not. I was too shocked to ask)


Okay. TEN FUCKING INCHES???!!!!! Is that possible?! Humanly possible?


http://www.1worldofsextoys.com/sextoys/2792.html




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Ava


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no wonder were all like bitches in heat we can smell a good thing when we see it

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OH YEAH! He's like the head gorilla in the fields of Africa!!!! We're all wanting him to mate with us!!!

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what a link Ella!  Now iv got a visual in my head of Nick that wont go away

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I'm actually AFRAID to buy that thing!!! I think I'll stick with my portable tiny one!!! That is too big! That would rip my ass apart!

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i may not want to buy the toy but i should would give the real thing a try  ;)

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Well I'm NO virgin but I would probably run the hell out of the bedroom if I saw that thing coming at me!!!! HELP!

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I've also found that most guys who are of European heritage are VERY well endowed. I've been with a Greek, a Spaniard, a black guy, and a German. They were more endowed than any guy I've been with in America. Most guys over here are pretty average. From my perspective anyway. The smallest dicks in the world are Asians. I wonder if that why SHE went for Nic? Not enough dick in South Korea!!!!

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OKAY GUYS!!! WHERE ARE YOU? THIS IS THE JUICIEST GOSSIP I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME AND NOONE HAS SAID A THING BUT AVA???? THAT IS ALOT OF MANLINESS!!!!!!

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well if you finally get a taste and filling of real meat you usually want more of the good stuff.  its like filet mignon versus strip steak.

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THAT IS TOO FUNNY AVA!!! Strip steak.

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On another note how the HELL would you give a man with a 10 inch dong a blow job without dying from choking? Anyone have any pointers?

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maybe the shock overtook them?  maybe there all in there bedrooms fantasizing right now? i think i can here there moans from here.

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LOL! That is hilarious! I think I hear them too!!! They all bought the 10 inch vibrator and are now trying to qualify for the ****ing olympics!

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the size would limit the bj.  guess Nick has to settle for alot of knob jobs.

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Knob jobs? Okay. What's that?

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now that would be an interesting competition to watch!   rotf

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you know where just the head gets the loving

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ok Ella where did you go?  to fantasize with the rest of the others?

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Oh yeah! Sure I know that one. But do you put the whole head in your mouth? Or just lick? I mean if it's that big around too then it would be pretty difficult.

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well its up to the women i suppose.  if she has a mouth like Julia Roberts shed be up for the knob job on a 10incher



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Well I want to be prepared in case he comes into my store and he goes into the changing room!!!! Yeah right. I'd do him in a heart beat. Now I'm not so sure about the sex. That really freaks me out! Too big! Sorry! I mean when a WHORE like Ursula comes up to you and says that someone is too big for HER you HAVE to worry right? Hell she's had the ****ing WORLD in her VAGINA! It's like a diner. Open all night and ready to serve! Maybe her **** is on Yahoo maps! I bet!

-- Edited by ellaloofasponge at 18:41, 2006-05-11

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she said he was to big for her?  wow.

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ELLA I've had 2 boy friends with 10 inches ....that was wild  but I had no problem to **** or suck his cock I loved it ! Hey I would love to try Nic ! Come on ELLA do him I know you can hun ! WINK

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ellaloofasponge wrote:

Well I want to be prepared in case he comes into my store and he goes into the changing room!!!! Yeah right. I'd do him in a heart beat. Now I'm not so sure about the sex. That really freaks me out! Too big! Sorry! I mean when a WHORE like Ursula comes up to you and says that someone is too big for HER you HAVE to worry right? Hell she's had the ****ing WORLD in her VAGINA! It's like a diner. Open all night and ready to serve! Maybe her **** is on Yahoo maps! I bet!-- Edited by ellaloofasponge at 18:41, 2006-05-11
          I wish you will get him ...take some pics if he comes to your store and help him in the change room ...

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ellaloofasponge wrote:


Oh my god! I forgot to tell you guys!!!! Ursula Auburn came in to my store Tuesday night!!!! She was picking up some new lingerie and a couple of new tops. I got to wait on her!!!!!!! And I asked her the ULTIMATE question:  So how big is Nic's dick?  She just smiled very BIG and said about 10 inches long and VERY thick. (Not sure if that meant he isn't circumsized or not. I was too shocked to ask) Okay. TEN FUCKING INCHES???!!!!! Is that possible?! Humanly possible?




OH.... MY.... GAWD.


Damn... a girl would need a shoehorn and a can of WD-40, but I reckon it would be the ride of your life.



-- Edited by Damaris at 20:07, 2006-05-11

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ellaloofasponge wrote:

Oh my god! I forgot to tell you guys!!!! Ursula Auburn came in to my store Tuesday night!!!! She was picking up some new lingerie and a couple of new tops. I got to wait on her!!!!!!! And I asked her the ULTIMATE question:  So how big is Nic's dick?  She just smiled very BIG and said about 10 inches long and VERY thick. (Not sure if that meant he isn't circumsized or not. I was too shocked to ask) Okay. TEN FUCKING INCHES???!!!!! Is that possible?! Humanly possible? http://www.1worldofsextoys.com/sextoys/2792.html
           PLEASE .....GIVE IT TO ME !!!!!!!

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DAMN!!!!


Wow! HOLY SHIT! Well...that's nice to hear.  Hmmm....Oh my! LMAO!


We knew our man was "well off"!



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DAMN.... DAAAAAAAAAYUMMMM.... he's 10 inches AND he's really thick???  Whoa... I would make love to him even if he were teensy... but if that chick's telling the truth....


(head swimming in rapture at the thought of it)


Just imagine what it would be like for him to be looking down at you, with those smouldering eyes... wow.



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I can't believe you had the balls to ask her in the first place! You are truly my hero!!! But as for "the news". I could have gone all my life w/o knowing that fact. lol. I lived with a guy that must have matched those dimensions, and I was constantly at the Gynos. The Dr. suggested a gasket to keep him from being able to give it all to me.  I was with him a long time, but he was always causing me problems (bladder infections etc) so I broke up with him. I'm not into "beastieality".....lol.


Soooooooooo as much as I love the guy, I'll pass on Nic. Ya'll have at it! You ever heard of "too much of a good thing"?????


I'll just have to admire his hands and kiss him, melt into those beautiful eyes and whatever else doesn't require stitches!...lol



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