So there's this guy in my office... big, loud, bi-polar guy... and he has a daughter named Becca. Do you know why I know he has a daughter named Becca? Because he talks about her incessantly... Becca loves bananas but can only eat a couple per visit, so the rest of them get really brown and then he makes banana bread out of them. Becca is afraid of SpongeBob SquarePants. Becca loves to have her nails painted red. Becca is "Daddy's Girl". Becca is just about the goshdarned neatest thing in the whole wide flippin' world, and gee, we just can't stop talking about Becca, can we? Oh, and Katie bar the door if it's a "Becca Weekend" and he has visitation rights for the weekend!!! We NEVER hear of the end of it! When he's not talking about Becca, he's talking about how many dates he has lined up for the weekend.... where should he go? What movie should they see? Where will they go to eat? And, gee, is she going to be psychotic like her best friend, whom he dated only a couple of months ago? Wow, when will the drama ever end?
I don't care of he talks about this kind of stuff in the workplace, but he does it very, very LOUDLY... ALL THE TIME... WHEN I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY WORK! He makes these huge blown-the-f*ck-out-of-proportion statements to everyone in the room... and he keeps telling the same stories OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again... I am perpetually fighting the urge to jump out of my chair, run over to the nearest large metal object and ram my head repeatedly into it until the bees stop buzzing in my brain.
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And then there is the chatterbox woman that sits next to me. She is actually a very nice person, but she talks all the time... all the goddamn time. It never ends. She has this chirpy, nasally voice that is like nails on a chalkboard to my ears, and to make matters worse, she will say something, laugh about it, and then repeat it as if someone else had said it - and this "someone else" must be really funny, because then she'll laugh again like it was the first time she'd ever heard it said, even though she said it herself four seconds ago.
Imagine a woman with extremely talkative multiple personalities... now imagine that woman has the attention span of a fruit fly... you get the picture.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE TELLING THINGS ....I AM SURE YOU WOULD BE ONE OF THE VERY BEST ...YOU ARE SOOOOOO HILARIOUS You are something bay-bee !
> STAND UP SHOW IN A LOS ANGELES BAR ...did you ever did " Show standing" before ? You should seriously think about it !!!! Maybe some other here will telle you , you have talent !
-- Edited by Kimmy at 18:12, 2006-04-28
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Maybe some other here will telle you , you have talent ! 
