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Damaris


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KIMMY -


You know what cracks me up about you?  You'll flash your bare breasts to us, you'll talk about your sex life, but you wouldn't tell us your nationality for such a long time... it was like a big dark secret!  LOL.  I would have never guessed you were of Italian descent, but I guess you looked more like it when your hair was dark.



-- Edited by Damaris at 11:04, 2006-05-17

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I find myself wanting to eat in emotional distress... horniness too.  Also, when I'm frustrated with my life and how I feel about myself.  Needless to say, I want to do nothing but stuff my face right now, and I'm not even hungry.

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Damaris wrote:

I find myself wanting to eat in emotional distress... horniness too.  Also, when I'm frustrated with my life and how I feel about myself.  Needless to say, I want to do nothing but stuff my face right now, and I'm not even hungry.
That's exactly how I am too D. My ex pointed my weight out in the letter he wrote to me today. Little does he know that since he's been gone, the weight's just flying off! But I wish I knew any tips or tricks that I could tell you, but I don't.   And it's kind of hard to just NOT be stressed or nervous!

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((((Perfect))))  I was just getting ready to respond to that post.

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Damaris wrote:

((((Perfect))))  I was just getting ready to respond to that post.
I've been trying so hard NOT to start a mail war with him, but he's really starting to piss me off! I'm ready to send this last letter back to him with a big FUCK YOU written on it! He still knows how to push my buttons even from jail! All I've been doing is stuffing my face today! So I know exactly what your going through. It really sucks cause like you said, your not even hungry! WTF!?

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Rub a baby's nappy on the letter and mail it back to him.

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Damaris wrote:

Rub a baby's nappy on the letter and mail it back to him.

LMAO!


I'd like to wipe my @ss with it & send it back, but the psycho might mistake it for a peace treaty!



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a_perfect_circle1678 wrote:

Damaris wrote: Rub a baby's nappy on the letter and mail it back to him. LMAO! I'd like to wipe my @ss with it & send it back, but the psycho might mistake it for a peace treaty!
           HUH ! I love that ...( WIPE MY ASS WITH IT AND SEND IT BACK ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...but he don't even deserve ANY answer what so ever from you ! .....LOL Don't forget ( HE IS A PLAIN SHITTY ROTTEN ) that's it !

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Hey Kimmy, Montreal has a huge OI clinic at the Shriners Hospital.  We'll probably have to go there for Sami one of these days.  (OI is Osteogenesis Imperfecta = brittle bone disease)

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Hey Kimmy, Montreal has a huge OI clinic at the Shriners Hospital.  We'll probably have to go there for Sami one of these days.  (OI is Osteogenesis Imperfecta = brittle bone disease)
           Yeah I never went to that Hospital ...but holy **** wish you luck with  Sami !

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Well, back to the ol' drawing board...


I just got a DVD copy of a hypnotist show I was in a couple of weekends ago at a comedy club, and was horrified to discover that while I had always considered myself "top-heavy" and "voluptuous", I am actually in fact a MASSIVE LAND-ROAMING PACK MAMMAL!!! 


I was freakin' HUGE!!  And for some reason, I continue to delude myself by talking in the past tense, as if I don't look that way anymore... OMG. OMFG.  I swear, I never thought I was that big when I looked in the mirror... I haven't put on any weight in a long time... I'm just kind of... OMG... it was scary.  I don't know if I want to talk about it anymore.


On the upside, my face looked surprisingly good... my features seem to resonate fairly well on film.  My hair looked pretty decent too.  With my blonde hair, makeup and ginormous knockers, I looked like a porn star who had discovered which Western Sizzlin' was closest to the film studio, and began visiting it every day for lunch.  Not a good look.



-- Edited by Damaris at 12:41, 2006-07-20

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