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DAMN... just.... DAMN!!  Between the stress of finding a new job and moving back home, I have gained a considerable amount of weight.  I am afraid to step on the scale now, but last time I checked I was about 195.  F*CK, F*CK, F*CK!!!!  I am sooooo pissed at myself for letting this happen.


Food is an addiction for me.  I think about it constantly.  Yesterday while my mom and I were moving the last of my sh*t out of the condo, I said, "Do you know what sounds good right now?".  This is a favorite game of ours... "Do you know what sounds good right now?".  I was craving a frozen yogurt cone from Braum's.   You may or may not be familiar with Braum's, but they're an ice cream/fast food restaurant chain in Oklahoma and Texas.  They own their own dairies, grow their own produce, etc.  Their ice cream is just about the greatest thing in the world, and if you're an ice cream whore like me, you'd really appreciate the sweet creamines of their soft-serve frozen yogurt cones.  They're FABULOUS.


At the cookout last night, I started out really good.  I had fruit salad, raw veggies, some tabouli that I had brought, and apple spinach salad with fat-free raspberry dressing.  Unfortunately, I had THREE helpings of that salad, but that wasn't so bad because it was just spinach leaves, apples, a few pecans and fat-free dressing.  I also had half of a grilled chicken filet but no cheeseburgers (I was especially proud of this because I love cheeseburgers even more than ice cream).  But then I saw the no-bake cookies, the brownies, the peach pie and the Viennese chocolate dip with graham crackers    I think I had 5 or 6 cookies... one small brownie... 7 or 8 little bitty graham crackers with dip... and a bite of pie.  Oh, and I'm sure the 4 margaritas I drank were also not exactly diet-friendly    But keep in mind that was all in the course of 4 1/2 hours.  It's still a hell of a lot, but it was spread out.  And half of it was really healthy, right??


So today I walked at 3.5 mph on the treadmill for 15 minutes, and now I'm going for a walk to Braum's... but NOT for ice cream!  I'm getting a diet limeade.  Godd*mn, I'm a pig. 



-- Edited by Damaris at 16:25, 2006-04-09

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We all have days we slip (really plunge) into the depths of food cravings.  Buffets at friends' get togethers are the hardest!!! 


Just chuck it up as a loss and move forward.  You can't go back and change anything so no point in beating yourself up for it.  Start fresh right now.  One of the ways to let yourself have all the things you want to eat is to work out more.  If you deny yourself the cravings, they will only get more intense (like the Nic addiction ) so let yourself have a few bites and make yourself work out an extra 15 mintues each time.  Then it's okay to go to the bar and hang a few on, you give yourself permission to work it off.  And work it off hard!!!  No slacking there. 


We all need to be in shape for our Nic hunt!!!



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Thanks, S.  I post it all here because I need serious support. 


Funny, I don't remember Braum's being that far away   I wore my 10 lb. ankle weights and walked up there for a diet limeade, then came home... 40 minutes total.  I was completely exhausted by the time I reached my driveway.


The weird thing about me and food is, I love healthy stuff as much as junk food.  Like, for example, that apple spinach salad... it was amazing.  I could have eaten the entire bowl, and there's almost no calories in it.  I got the recipe from Kraftfoods.com.  I'm gonna buy the ingredients to make it tomorrow.  Oddly enough, the woman who brought it was about 350 lbs, so I don't know what to say about that.


I would eat constantly if I didn't watch myself.  I'm also rather lazy but I'm trying to change that.



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Sinclaire wrote:

If you deny yourself the cravings, they will only get more intense (like the Nic addiction ) so let yourself have a few bites and make yourself work out an extra 15 mintues each time. 
ROTFLMAO!  If I exercised for 15 minutes every time I thought of Nic, I would die of exhaustion.

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Damaris wrote:

Sinclaire wrote: If you deny yourself the cravings, they will only get more intense (like the Nic addiction ) so let yourself have a few bites and make yourself work out an extra 15 mintues each time.  ROTFLMAO!  If I exercised for 15 minutes every time I thought of Nic, I would die of exhaustion.
I would be as thin as a Holacaust victim!!!  Its so hard not to think of him. LOL

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Think of Nic and it's easy to keep a healthy diet hun !


Healthy salads ...veggies and fruits ones ....and sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I had sex believe it or not OMG  this is good for a diet ....after sex you drink so much water ....lol



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Think of Nic and it's easy to keep a healthy diet hun !

What do you mean?


 


 



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Kimmy wrote:

Healthy salads ...veggies and fruits ones ....and sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I had sex believe it or not OMG  this is good for a diet ....after sex you drink so much water ....lol

Well, you know what?  The whole problem is GETTING sex... and it appears that I have no chance of it (with anyone I find attractive) until I lose the weight.  Oh, and get a new hairstyle and straighten my teeth too, but losing weight is the most important part.


Soooo... sex helps you lose weight, but you can't have sex UNTIL you lose weight.



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Kimmy wrote: Healthy salads ...veggies and fruits ones ....and sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I had sex believe it or not OMG  this is good for a diet ....after sex you drink so much water ....lol Well, you know what?  The whole problem is GETTING sex... and it appears that I have no chance of it (with anyone I find attractive) until I lose the weight.  Oh, and get a new hairstyle and straighten my teeth too, but losing weight is the most important part. Soooo... sex helps you lose weight, but you can't have sex UNTIL you lose weight.

          Sooooooooo see ...you have no choice then Damaris


         ( EAT MY CABBAGE CARROTS ONIONS TOMATOES SOUP) everyday and your salads and fruit salads and you will loose all the weights you need to !  And go for walks start with short walks ...then with longer ones ...and go get your frozen yogurt cone that you deserve hun ! .............and you will find a sweet man that will be glad to **** you hahahahahahaha  BELIEVE ME BABY !!!!!



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Oh and Damaris ....as far as the picture I saw of you and Sinclaire ....you say you are fat ?????? Where ?

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Oh and Damaris ....as far as the picture I saw of you and Sinclaire ....you say you are fat ?????? Where ?


It's mostly in my waist, hips and thighs.  I'm tall and have a small frame, so nobody really notices "fat"... I just look corn-fed.  I used to be slender in high school (around 135 - 140) and I looked much different. 



-- Edited by Damaris at 21:53, 2006-04-10

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Damaris ...you can find an awsome man for sexxxxxxx lol I do protect myself and we all should do the same thing...I did not want to wait for too long  before to get that sport that sex  is ... You should too

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(rolls eyes)


Well, gee, I'll just pick a hot guy out of the HUGE variety I have spread before me, ready and willing to offer their services!!!


I have no luck with men, Kimmy.  Wait, let me rephrase... I do attract men, but not the ones I want.  They're all way too old, or gross, or really weird.  None of them interest me.  The ones that DO interest me don't want to be with me. 



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Ok ..Damaris ....you have to just act like men does ... ...when you like a guy and you would like to f... ...just walk to him and ask him ...with a huge smile on your face and a drink in your hand  ask him...just tell him you want to ask him a very personnal question and do softly whisper the question in his ear


 " Hey body I am so horny  ... would you be interested to f... me tonight , I would  feel for you   ?!  "   HAhahahahahahahahaha ...


I would have the guts to do it ...then it will break the ice ...try it just once lolYou might be very surprise of the answer ....it might be " Sure , when and where !?"  Try it , it cost nothing for you to do it ! But  " D" bring some condoms with you just in case you decide to do it ! lol...will you do it ?


I know I am devilish , its in my nature ! hahahahahahahahaha







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Ok ..Damaris ....you have to just act like men does ... ...when you like a guy and you would like to f... ...just walk to him and ask him ...with a huge smile on your face and a drink in your hand  ask him...just tell him you want to ask him a very personnal question and do softly whisper the question in his ear  " Hey body I am so horny  ... would you be interested to f... me tonight , I would  feel for you   ?!  "   HAhahahahahahahahaha ... I would have the guts to do it ...then it will break the ice ...try it just once lolYou might be very surprise of the answer ....it might be " Sure , when and where !?"  Try it , it cost nothing for you to do it ! But  " D" bring some condoms with you just in case you decide to do it ! lol...will you do it ? I know I am devilish , its in my nature ! hahahahahahahahaha-- Edited by Kimmy at 18:34, 2006-04-11
Kimmy, you seem to be forgetting one fundamental factor in all of this... you have more sex appeal than I do.  You can get away with doing that.  I've tried just making innocent small talk with men only to have them abruptly turn and walk away.  Other times, they ignore me completely.  I am not like you.  I can personally guarantee that Nic would not buy ME a drink if I were at the Sky Bar.

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Kimmy wrote: Ok ..Damaris ....you have to just act like men does ... ...when you like a guy and you would like to f... ...just walk to him and ask him ...with a huge smile on your face and a drink in your hand  ask him...just tell him you want to ask him a very personnal question and do softly whisper the question in his ear  " Hey body I am so horny  ... would you be interested to f... me tonight , I would  feel for you   ?!  "   HAhahahahahahahahaha ... I would have the guts to do it ...then it will break the ice ...try it just once lolYou might be very surprise of the answer ....it might be " Sure , when and where !?"  Try it , it cost nothing for you to do it ! But  " D" bring some condoms with you just in case you decide to do it ! lol...will you do it ? I know I am devilish , its in my nature ! hahahahahahahahaha-- Edited by Kimmy at 18:34, 2006-04-11 Kimmy, you seem to be forgetting one fundamental factor in all of this... you have more sex appeal than I do.  You can get away with doing that.  I've tried just making innocent small talk with men only to have them abruptly turn and walk away.  Other times, they ignore me completely.  I am not like you.  I can personally guarantee that Nic would not buy ME a drink if I were at the Sky Bar.
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Oh, I think I do.  If a normal average guy would diss me, why would I expect someone like HIM to be any different?



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Oh, I think I do.  If a normal average guy would diss me, why would I expect someone like HIM to be any different?
Well...... he did marry Sushi, Im no looker but I still think their could be a chance that someone like Nic would buy me a drink.  I probally would die if it ever happend though!!! 

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OMG You are right Megan !!!!!!!!!!!!! He afterall did marry SushiTheUglyWaitress ....sooooooooooo she is not even pretty LOL no personnality...no nothing lol ....maybe she does good blowjob...anyone of us I guess can do the job and more  + = are much better looking than SushiTheUglyWaitress


So with a sensual and happy smile you can attract Nic's eyes on you ! Right !


And Damaris stop being negative ...you look fabulous okay !!!



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OMG You are right Megan !!!!!!!!!!!!! He afterall did marry SushiTheUglyWaitress ....sooooooooooo she is not even pretty LOL no personnality...no nothing lol ....maybe she does good blowjob...anyone of us I guess can do the job and more  + = are much better looking than SushiTheUglyWaitress So with a sensual and happy smile you can attract Nic's eyes on you ! Right ! And Damaris stop being negative ...you look fabulous okay !!!
ROTFLMAO.  I do not look fabulous. Maybe if I were 30 lbs or so lighter, straighter teeth, no glasses... maybe... but not right now.  But "fabulous" is not a word I would use to describe me.  That's OK.  Not everyone can be fabulous.

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Damaris wrote:

Kimmy wrote: OMG You are right Megan !!!!!!!!!!!!! He afterall did marry SushiTheUglyWaitress ....sooooooooooo she is not even pretty LOL no personnality...no nothing lol ....maybe she does good blowjob...anyone of us I guess can do the job and more  + = are much better looking than SushiTheUglyWaitress So with a sensual and happy smile you can attract Nic's eyes on you ! Right ! And Damaris stop being negative ...you look fabulous okay !!! ROTFLMAO.  I do not look fabulous. Maybe if I were 30 lbs or so lighter, straighter teeth, no glasses... maybe... but not right now.  But "fabulous" is not a word I would use to describe me.  That's OK.  Not everyone can be fabulous.
          ok then the WONDERFUL Damaris

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You really don't give up, do you?


I know for a fact that I am not fabulous, wonderful or whatever because of the way men react to me.  If I WERE fabulous or wonderful, they would have a different reaction than they do.


But, whatever... I just want to talk about carrot sticks and sit-ups and stuff.



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Hey, F*cking-Little-Miss-Rain-On-the-Parade, it may be that your oh-so-positive attitude is oozing from you.


Probably the same way Nic attracted Alice....wait, that was money, sorry!



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My oh-so-positive attitude comes directly from how men have treated me in the past.  I didn't just come up with this sh*t on my own.  It's not like I was lying awake in bed one night and thought, "Hey, now I get it!  I finally get it!  I have no sex appeal!". 


It comes from repeated rejection and having to practically f*cking BEG for the smallest crumb of affection... it comes from going out to a club with a woman 10 years older than you who's 6'3", 450 lbs and has a moustache as dark as your brother's and watching her get hit on by TWO cute guys in one night (but not going out with either of them because she already has a boyfriend), while you get nothing.  It comes from discovering that your boyfriend is not sexually attracted to you in any way but only dated you because you didn't smoke, didn't have kids and wasn't a religious freak.


I flirt with guys... they ignore me or walk away (and in a couple of rare cases, I've been openly insulted by them).  I ask guys out... they turn me down.  Gee, at what point was I supposed to pick up a positive self-image about myself as a woman?  Because I passed that by somewhere along the road.  Not entirely sure I even know what it looked like, really.  I suppose if I wanted to "break the cycle", I could go out with the arrogant, loudmouthed bipolar freak at work... or the creepy guy in his late 50's in my singles group who makes my hair stand on end for some inexplicable reason.  But then I wouldn't have a reason to bitch and moan here... and frankly, this is more amusing than those other options. 


 



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SEX APPEAL ...Did you ever thought about something  ( MissKimshiSushiXCallGirlOrWhatEverSheIs) SHE HAVE NO SEX-APPEAL  what so ever ...she just look like a kid ...kind of very very ordinary looking girl ....so I find myself FABULOUS LOL


sooooooooo maybe Nic is looking for those" kiddy-childie girlie attitude pattern" no matter if she is pretty or have any sex-appeal ....right  unless she have to be VERY obedient , am I right ...NO ?:idea



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So.... on to something a bit more positive....


I've been taking long walks with 20 lb. bean bag weights strapped to my ankles to give my muscles an extra workout.  I usually walk 2 - 3 miles in 40 - 45 minutes.  I guess that's not bad considering the extra weight I use.  Today I walked to the store, bought a salad and strawberries for dinner, then walked back home.


It's actually a chef salad, which I try to avoid because of the egg, ham and cheese, but it's all they had left.  But since it's a cheapie salad, there's not much meat or cheese, so I guess it's OK.  I put fat-free dressing on it.  The strawberries are for dessert.  Mmmmmm..... strawberries.



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Well, that's very sweet of you to say, but there is definitely fat there.  Mostly in my waist, hips and thighs.  What you see is an upper-body shot.  My breasts are also very large, but I'm always going to have big, round breasts and hips no matter how much weight I lose.  I've had them since I was 10 (I developed really, REALLY early... imagine being 10 or 11 and people assuming you're legal because you're tall and wear a bigger bra than your teachers ).

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OMG, I saw the most disturbing thing last night....


I was out with friends at Bricktown (Sinclaire, that's the area of the city I was telling you about that's similar to Westport) and I was getting on an elevator with a couple who was about my height but rather large.  We're talking easily 300 - 350 lbs apiece.  The guy looked old enough to be her father, but they were definitely NOT related (at least I hope to hell not!).  He was rubbing all over her, saying, "Ooh, baby, you wanna party?  You wanna party?".  They were both drunk, and slapping into each other like rabid weasels in heat.  EW, EW, EWWWWWWW!!!! 


I did NOT need that visual.  No, I did not.



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OMG, I saw the most disturbing thing last night.... I was out with friends at Bricktown (Sinclaire, that's the area of the city I was telling you about that's similar to Westport) and I was getting on an elevator with a couple who was about my height but rather large.  We're talking easily 300 - 350 lbs apiece.  The guy looked old enough to be her father, but they were definitely NOT related (at least I hope to hell not!).  He was rubbing all over her, saying, "Ooh, baby, you wanna party?  You wanna party?".  They were both drunk, and slapping into each other like rabid weasels in heat.  EW, EW, EWWWWWWW!!!!  I did NOT need that visual.  No, I did not.
          Bwahahahahaha Damaris , you always have hilarious stories to tell us

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LOLOLOLOL, it was kind of funny.  They were both greasy redneck types.  The man actually DID have a red neck (sunburn peeking out from under his white hair and John Deere cap).  Only in places like Oklahoma would you see something like this.


So I guess you don't have to be skinny to have sex after all... but it certainly helps!



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