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Damaris


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For those of you who are new to this board, here's a few terms to know:


NICOTINE:  That intangible quality that Nic possesses that keeps us hooked.  There is no patch for it, so just sit back and enjoy the ride.


NIC PIC:  Any picture of Nic, but most likely one that shows off his finer qualities.  I won't go into those here because, frankly, it's just too obvious.  However, one of them actually rhymes with "Nic".  Can you imagine the odds of THAT happening?


NIC FLICK:  Any movie with Nic in it.  Duh!


NICOHOLIC:  Those who are addicted to all things Nic.


HARLOT:  If you are here because you not only respect him as a fine actor but also lust after him uncontrollaby... then that would be YOU.  If you're a guy... um, I don't know.  I'll get back to you on that one.


Anybody have other words to define?



-- Edited by Damaris at 19:48, 2005-12-24

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How about a NicFit? That's what happens if you deprive yourself of him.

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Ah, yes... and of course if you find yourself in the throes of a "Nic Fit", you will start having "Nic Tics".  You know... compulsive twitching of your fingers as if typing on a keyboard, etc.

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Oooh that's a good one D! LOL!

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I guess we should add Nictology to the list too. That ofcourse is the study of all things Nic.

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Cute, Marie!!  Cute!!


(old reference from "The Donny and Marie Show") 



-- Edited by Damaris at 20:42, 2005-12-25

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Oh here's one...Nicoless.


I'll use it in a sentence....


I had a Nicoless Christmas, meaning I got no presents pertaining to Nic.



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That is CUTE!!  My Christmas was also Nicoless... bah.  Didn't even get the chance to watch "Family Man" or "Trapped in Paradise"... but I do have them on DVD.  I could always watch them tonight...

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I have Trapped in Paradise too! Ofcourse I have yet to watch it again. In fact it's still in it's plastic. I REALLY have to get The Family Man again though.

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The first five-ten minutes are SMACKTASTIC.  Dancing around in his little black briefs... drool.... now THAT'S the kind of holiday movie I like!

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Damaris wrote:

The first five-ten minutes are SMACKTASTIC.  Dancing around in his little black briefs... drool.... now THAT'S the kind of holiday movie I like!
LOL! I REALLY need to see that movie again! I wonder if he's like that when he's at home. Could you imagine?

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I want to lap eggnog from his bellybutton.

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Damaris wrote:

I want to lap eggnog from his bellybutton.
I don't care for eggnog myself, but if it were served like that, I'd learn to like it quick, fast & in a hurry! LOL!

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NIC FIC:  A work of fiction that stars Nic, or a character that he has played in a movie.  Nic Fics are usually identified by copious quantities of black leather, exotic locale, and implausible situations in which the heroine uses questionable judgement. 



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AHHHHHHHHHH yes, the NicFic! We all just love em' too!!! Keep them coming.

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Cheripits wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHH yes, the NicFic! We all just love em' too!!! Keep them coming.
YEP, YEP!

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Aw, y'all are too sweet.  You give me the inspiration to keep cranking out the smut.

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Damaris wrote:

Aw, y'all are too sweet.  You give me the inspiration to keep cranking out the smut.
Let me be the first to say how honored I am to be part of your smutty inspiration team D!

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We are the "wind between your cheeks"...lol (just kidding)

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Seems we forgot one very obvious one: "Nic Dic"......what any Harlot would have love to have gotten in her "stockings" for Christmas, or any time for that matter!!!

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Nah, I was just saving that one for you.  I didn't want to take ALL the good ones.

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Thanks Trace, aren't you sweet and generous!...lol

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