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deck your jowls with bowls of gravy...


fa la la la la, la la fat ASS.


Am I the only one who is gaining weight over the holidays?  ****.  For the past few days, I have been steadily grazing on stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, pecan pie, cinnamon rolls and assorted sweets (none of which I would normally ever eat).  We won't even DISCUSS the copious amounts of red wine, eggnog and mixed drinks that have chased the culinary carnage that has fallen upon my life as of late.


(whines pathetically) I'm getting faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat....... 



-- Edited by Damaris at 18:05, 2005-12-21

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LOL! Don't feel bad D! We'll all be packing a few holiday pounds I'm sure!

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And the bad part is, the more you eat, the more you WANT to eat.  Right now I'm thinking about all sorts of ways I could eat myself completely out of those jeans I bought last weekend, and I'm not even hungry.  The thing that really gets me in trouble is when there is free food available within reach.  For example, at work.  We had our Christmas party a few days ago, and there was tons of leftover ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy and pecan pie.  I arrive at work at 4 a.m. - what do you think I (and my fellow coworkers) had for breakfast the past two days? 

-- Edited by Damaris at 18:26, 2005-12-21

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!


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Damaris wrote:


And the bad part is, the more you eat, the more you WANT to eat.  Right now I'm thinking about all sorts of ways I could eat myself completely out of those jeans I bought last weekend, and I'm not even hungry.  The thing that really gets me in trouble is when there is free food available within reach.  For example, at work.  We had our Christmas party a few days ago, and there was tons of leftover ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy and pecan pie.  I arrive at work at 4 a.m. - what do you think I (and my fellow coworkers) had for breakfast the past two days? -- Edited by Damaris at 18:26, 2005-12-21

Well I say just eat it up! It will all be over soon. Just gonna have to go on a crash diet afterwards. Me too!

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Carmen Electra (aerobics DVDs) and the cabbage soup diet will be my new best friends for ushering in 2006.  I'm thinking that Baby New Year will find me wallowing naked in a giant bathtub of peanut butter... absorbing it into my pores as one final bang before I get back into vanity mode.

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Don't feel bad. I bought a bunch of stuff from "The Swiss Colony" to have around when my daughter and the kids come around. Guess who has gotten into them all by herself????


So last night I decided to have only salad for supper, so what do I do? I slice up a cheese log and some sausage roll and put it in my salad for good measure. (my own antipasto I guess). Since I only had "salad", then I go an eat a bunch of chocolate that came in one of those damn things too. Hell, soon I won't have anything left to put out to offer.....lol



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You can always put out, no matter how much you weigh.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.


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Oh, you mean, putting FOOD out.  Erp.  Never mind.



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Some how I don't picture my daughter and her kids interested in a big ol' piece of me!....lol

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Who says it has to be all about your kids?  You're gonna have a man back in the house soon... am I right?

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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!


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YEPPER!! And I bought him his very own platter of goodies from that place. Along with some nice things I got from Fredrick's of Hlwd.(just for him) AND I already have 4 bottles of champagne chilling as we speak.....lol

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YEPPER!! And I bought him his very own platter of goodies from that place. Along with some nice things I got from Fredrick's of Hlwd.(just for him) AND I already have 4 bottles of champagne chilling as we speak.....lol

Oh boy! Someone's planning some freaky festivities! Way to go Cheri!

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Yes, this should be a pretty good little private party. I have been stocking up the house and bedroom for this day for some time now. I also will be taking almost 2 wks off from work. (I'll need that time to be able to walk again)...lol.

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Yes, this should be a pretty good little private party. I have been stocking up the house and bedroom for this day for some time now. I also will be taking almost 2 wks off from work. (I'll need that time to be able to walk again)...lol.

I am SO envious of you right now Cheri!

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Somebody's about the get the ride of their life.  Damn.

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