Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
(250 lbs. of motionless turtle weight crushes you for 15 seconds)
"UNG..."
(250 lbs. of motionless turtle weight crushes you for 15 seconds)
"UNG..."
(scenario continues for three hours or more, while humans walk by, pointing and laughing. Some even take pictures.)
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
God, it would SUCK to be a female giant turtle. "UNG...." (250 lbs. of motionless turtle weight crushes you for 15 seconds) "UNG..." (250 lbs. of motionless turtle weight crushes you for 15 seconds) "UNG..." (scenario continues for three hours or more, while humans walk by, pointing and laughing. Some even take pictures.)
The big ones do, yes. They're REALLY heavy. Some weigh even more.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Yeah. They don't have the option of different positions either. Most land-roving animals don't.
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
Am I wrong for thinking this kind of stuff is funny as hell?
-- Edited by Damaris at 09:51, 2005-12-24
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Kimchee is the answer to everyone's problems! It is the life force, the uncompromising Id, the dish at the end of the cold bar at the Asian buffet that keeps the common thread of mankind from unraveling at the seams!! WE MUST HAVE MORE KIMCHEE!!!
What is wrong with the animal kingdom?? Pervert!! Am I wrong for thinking this kind of stuff is funny as hell?-- Edited by Damaris at 09:51, 2005-12-24
