Damaris

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Damaris

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Webcam shot.

Damn you ARE a sweet & innocent looking little thing. If only they knew! LOL!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Sigh. Everyone says that when they see me, even in real life. They also assume I'm super-religious because I look like this little goody-goody kindergarten teacher.

I want to scream at them, "But you don't understand!! I'm a PERV! I am, I am, I am!!".

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

Sigh. Everyone says that when they see me, even in real life. They also assume I'm super-religious because I look like this little goody-goody kindergarten teacher. I want to scream at them, "But you don't understand!! I'm a PERV! I am, I am, I am!!".

Ain't nothing wrong with that D! It's not exactly fun NOT looking sweet & innocent either let me tell ya. There aren't too many guys out there that would like to just have a conversation with you.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Bah. I have tried making myself look a little less innocent, a little sexier... I end up looking like a kindergarten teacher hitting the disco and looking for a meaningless one-nighter to distract her from her white-bread existence. Quite sad, actually.

Kimmy · Moderator

Damaris you look real cute and sweet you look good hun !....Just few tips if you don't mind ...??!!

When you go out in a Bar ...maybe you could wear contact lenses...did you ever thought

about having your hair very light blonde ???? Or wear a straight long dark brown hair ....

High heel shoes...

What do you think ??

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I can't wear contact lenses... long story. I used to be able to, years ago, but now it's not really an option for me.

As for my hair, it's short. And I already wear high heels.

Oh, if I had known I would be given a virtual makeover, I would have never posted my pic.

-- Edited by Damaris at 17:49, 2005-11-28

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Yes, lets not judge one another. That wasn't the idea of this area.

Kimmy · Moderator

Damaris we are not judging you at all...I find you are a really pretty woman !!

Luv , kimberly xox

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Um, yeah... that would explain why you suggested I change my hair and get rid of my glasses. Because I'm soooooo purty. LMAO.

Whatever.

-- Edited by Damaris at 19:07, 2005-11-29

sweetoncage · Perv-In-Training

Your Icon here looks like you heehee great pic :)

Sinclaire · Moderator

Knock that **** off Damaris before I come down there and kick your tiny ass!!! I won't listen to your crap that you aren't pretty so ditch it.

And they want a lady on the street and a freak in the bed = so you're in!!!

And I color my hair all the time - try something new!! Kimmy wasn't being mean (you've seen her post on Alice) she wants to bring out the eye catcher and light blonde is a ringer for that.

And don't make fun of us teachers. You make us sound like Mary Kay LaTourneau. Shivers!! Oh wait, didn't Nic just do that? HAHHAHA!!!

Cheripits · Moderator

What in the world are we to do with you g/f????? I think you look hot! And I already know that you're very perverted....lol. (from what I've read) You'll see, there is a guy out there just waiting for a girl like you. Just be patient. It happens when you're not looking.

<<<<<<<<<<<<now I'm afraid to post any of my pics....lol

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Sinclaire wrote:

Knock that **** off Damaris before I come down there and kick your tiny ass!!! I won't listen to your crap that you aren't pretty so ditch it. And they want a lady on the street and a freak in the bed = so you're in!!! And I color my hair all the time - try something new!! Kimmy wasn't being mean (you've seen her post on Alice) she wants to bring out the eye catcher and light blonde is a ringer for that. And don't make fun of us teachers. You make us sound like Mary Kay LaTourneau. Shivers!! Oh wait, didn't Nic just do that? HAHHAHA!!!

So this would be a foolproof way to finally get to meet you... I open my door and you're standing there, ready to smack me across the head.

I already lighten my hair, and besides, women with dark hair can be man catchers too. Hair color is not the issue.

Sorry, I'm just incredibly stressed and bummed in general right now with work and other things, and just haven't been myself lately.

Kimmy · Moderator

Sinclaire wrote:

Knock that **** off Damaris before I come down there and kick your tiny ass!!! I won't listen to your crap that you aren't pretty so ditch it. And they want a lady on the street and a freak in the bed = so you're in!!! And I color my hair all the time - try something new!! Kimmy wasn't being mean (you've seen her post on Alice) she wants to bring out the eye catcher and light blonde is a ringer for that. And don't make fun of us teachers. You make us sound like Mary Kay LaTourneau. Shivers!! Oh wait, didn't Nic just do that? HAHHAHA!!!

You are right Sinclaire !!!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Cheripits wrote:

What in the world are we to do with you g/f????? I think you look hot! And I already know that you're very perverted....lol. (from what I've read) You'll see, there is a guy out there just waiting for a girl like you. Just be patient. It happens when you're not looking. <<<<<<<<<<<<now I'm afraid to post any of my pics....lol

Well, I won't go into the guy thing. I just won't. Not now. I am hearing enough about "finding it when you're not looking" from my younger brother and his new girlfriend (she chats with me online). They are just absolutely mad about each other, and while I'm happy for them, if I have to hear one more goddamn word about how she has found her soulmate and about how she wasn't looking and just happened to run across him, I will run into a cave and hide. I'm almost at that point right now anyway.

That being said, you really should post your pic as well. You're lovely! I'm telling you, you look like the redhead on "Snake Eyes". I wouldn't lie!! Oh, and post a pic of Danny too!

-- Edited by Damaris at 11:50, 2005-11-30

Cheripits · Moderator

You must not be feeling yourself....lol, I have never been called "lovely" in my life...but thanks...lol. I think we need to plan that trip soon before we lose you g/f!

You all wouldn't mind if I posted my Danny pics??? I sent them to Heather and she thought he kinda sorta looked like Nic when he has his goatee.

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

DO IT! DO IT!!

ncagefan · I loved him in Zandalee!

Damaris you're a pretty woman
I used to wear glasses too , but I did a laser operation in my eyes from few months

-- Edited by ncagefan at 16:39, 2005-12-01

Cheripits · Moderator

I've been wanting to get that done. I wear contacts. How do you like it?

Kimmy · Moderator

ncagefan wrote:

Damaris you're a pretty woman I used to wear glasses too , but I did a laser operation in my eyes from few months -- Edited by ncagefan at 16:39, 2005-12-01

Damaris ...I do wear glasses too ...and I have contact lenses (various colors TOO)

but I want to get that laser surgery too ! But sometimes I like glasses ..sunglasses

Kimmy · Moderator

Your pic is gone Damaris !!!!

Where is it !!!!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

I removed it... partly because I cleaned up my Photobucket account and it didn't have a place, and partly because those pics were webcam and kind of sucked. I did have some new ones taken the other day, and I showed them to perfect, Sinclaire adn Cheripits. I'm debating on whether or not I should post them. I lightened my hair and used a self-tanning cream, and took one pic without my glasses just to see how I would look in case I am able to get contacts later. I wanted to see if it would make a difference.

-- Edited by Damaris at 14:31, 2005-12-14

Kimmy · Moderator

Damaris wrote:

I removed it... partly because I cleaned up my Photobucket account and it didn't have a place, and partly because those pics were webcam and kind of sucked. I did have some new ones taken the other day, and I showed them to perfect, Sinclaire adn Cheripits. I'm debating on whether or not I should post them. I lightened my hair and used a self-tanning cream, and took one pic without my glasses just to see how I would look in case I am able to get contacts later. I wanted to see if it would make a difference. -- Edited by Damaris at 14:31, 2005-12-14

I know that those webcam pics dont make the best pics ...I don't like webcam pics either ...

but Damaris you look hot already and I am glad you did lightened your hair !!!Wooohoo

SURE YOU LOOK GLAMOUROUS HUN !

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

I told you before & I'll tell you again, your beautiful D!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

LMAO. Thanks. I figured I had better ante up since everyone else had pics here and I had taken my old ones down. I wonder if we, as a collective unit, would be "Nic-worthy"?

a_perfect_circle1678 · Former Queen - Dethroned by Choice

Damaris wrote:

LMAO. Thanks. I figured I had better ante up since everyone else had pics here and I had taken my old ones down. I wonder if we, as a collective unit, would be "Nic-worthy"?

Phew! There's how many of us. I don't think he could handle it! LOL!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Damaris wrote:

LMAO. Thanks. I figured I had better ante up since everyone else had pics here and I had taken my old ones down. I wonder if we, as a collective unit, would be "Nic-worthy"?

You are one hot chick!!!! Love the hair! And killer eyes!

Damaris · Queen Perv Supremo

Now that is a FIRST CHAIR compliment coming from you... thanks!

ellaloofasponge · Moderator

Damaris wrote:

Now that is a FIRST CHAIR compliment coming from you... thanks!

You are so welcome! Hot child in the city!!!!