No, that would be Jenna Jameson.  Another blue-ribbon winner.    You know, I don't think she has any right to talk.  I imagine after a long day at work (*cough, cough* porn *cough*), she's smelling a bit moofy too.  She's like a Petri dish with legs... one more disease infused into her bloodstream would qualify her for a Nobel Prize in biomedical research.

A skank like her should be thankful that Nic would even speak to her.

-- Edited by Damaris at 21:23, 2006-05-01

Are you for real?  Nic has problems with B.O.?  Sometimes I get the feeling that you know him a lot better than you let on... why have you never said anything about this before?  This is a topic of "HIGH IMPORTANCE" and should be shared with all of us!

You know what?  I wouldn't care if he stunk.  Hell, that just adds to the ambience.  Good times!  LMAO!

kimmy!  he really and truly smellls skanky?  omg! 

well not that bad ...but there was a tiny smell ... like under armpit smell ...maybe forgot to put anti-pespirant

YOU BET!  Pass the soap!

That would have been sooooooooooooooo HOTT.  That is a first-chair fantasy of mine... that smile... just standing there, staring and smiling.  He could have smelled like a dead possum and I still would have been all over that.

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.> just standing there, staring and smiling.  >  

He could have smelled like a dead possum and I still would have been all over that.

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           LOL He walked in my direction, stand , he was about two feet from me... about ( I had no mesure tape with me lol) , staring at me for few minutes ...then give me a smile and I could tell he had few drinks lol...and  the body smell was like someone that did not shower for maybe one day and a half (all this was the after I got a Martini from him by the waiter) then yes lol he left slowly... I was wondering ...and thinking "Goodness !!! " ..........stupid me for not talking to him , I was just thinking "Why the hell is he staring like that .."

-- Edited by Kimmy at 09:30, 2006-05-02

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OK, so Sinclaire called this to my attention today... Apparently, this chick "dated" Charlie Sheen back in the day... well, actually, they just smacked uglies off and on for a few years.  Now she is considered an "obsessed stalker type" and one of the characters on his TV show is supposedly based on her, and she's suing his ass off. So why are we bringing this up on the board?  Well, it seems that Ms. Auburn had a website, which gave sordid details of her trysts with Mr. Sheen AND some other celebrities too.  Huh... other celebrities... and we're bringing this up on a board devoted to Nicolas Cage... other celebrities... ya know, hot famous guys.  Maybe some of these guys like to wear leather pants and drive red Ferraris.  Ya know, really hot movie star types.  Hint, hint.-- Edited by Damaris at 20:55, 2006-05-01 -- Edited by Damaris at 20:56, 2006-05-01

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So where is this website? I'd love to see what she has to say about Nic!

Ah, yes... I guess you're just joining in on the conversation.  We were just discussing Nic's aroma.

I wouldn't care if he stunk like spoiled cabbage.  It's all good!  Just helps reinforce the memories in your mind for later 

BTW, Jenna Jameson doesn't look nearly that hot in real life without her face made up and hair styled.  I've seen a pic of her without makeup... she's just your average ho.

 

Now, see, that's what I'M sayin'!  She's got The Black Lagoon down there between her legs, and she has the audacity to say Nic smells?  Hell, maybe she should stop sitting next to him Indian-style... then the stink might go away!  GODDAMN!!

Ursula is such a ****ing whore! She sucks and ****s anything and anyone that doesn't move! But she also had plenty to say about Nic's size. And boy would I love to find that article!!! Where's this website???? I've read it but I don't remember where it is!!!!

I'm blocked at work for 99% of the internet so I can't help you with the site.  Hard enough finding a pic of her.  I have to come home at lunch to read the boards.

Jenna looks like a street in New York City to me... rough, slick and trashy.

-- Edited by Damaris at 10:13, 2006-11-03